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Hibernation 

Bear: ima go to hibernation See ya
Hibernation by xoxo gi August 18, 2019

hibernation 

when having sex with a girl, your inside her pussy for so long your dick gets soft.falling asleep whilst this is happening is not uncommon
Robbert- "dude did you Hook up with that bittie?
Joey- "yea but I couldnt bust a nut so I just went into hibernation.
hibernation by jwizyadig September 28, 2010

Hibernation 

Drinking so much that you wake in another era
Bro Jesus handed me some wine and the shit put me in fucking hibernation mode
Hibernation by Ylosabes December 14, 2016

Hibernation 

When someone keeps a significant other throughout the winter only to dump them once spring arrives to be single for the summer months, they are said to be in hibernation.

Usually occurs when a guy dislikes the weather conditions in winter and refuses to go to the bar to look for girls.
Jay: So my winter girlfriend has been really bitchy lately, I may have to dump her earlier than usual.

Neal: You're winter girlfriend? You're just going to drop her once its over?

Jay: Yeah man, I'm in hibernation. Its too shitty to go out to the bar every night in this snow.
Hibernation by Jegster July 14, 2010

hibernation 

When a man approaches a sleeping woman, and places his penis in her open mouth, subsequently falling asleep on top of her face.
Last night, after Judy fell asleep, I couldnt resist committing the hibernation. I packed that baby in for the winter months to come.
hibernation by Ralen April 10, 2005

Hibernation 

To socially withdraw cause a ton of bad luck shit keeps happening and your Chinese Horscope actually recommends it
What’s happened to Em? She’s gone into Hibernation cause shit keeps going wrong and apparently her Chinese Horscope also says she should hibernate for 2 years!
Hibernation by MsFunky January 24, 2019