Rihanyce's definitions

Cool story bro

A declaration that one is not interested in the topic at hand but that one does not have the proper IQ to come up with a more interesting topic.

Amelia: My grandfather died

Zeus: Cool story bro

by Rihanyce May 24, 2010

Dirty Cleopatra

Like a Dirty Sanchez. Have anal and then take the shit-covered dick and draw bangs in on the blower's forehead.

That Dirty Cleopatra would have been pretty hot, but I came out looking like Hillary fucking Duff!

by Rihanyce October 26, 2010

Sexual Chocolate

A black guy with a calm personality but an offensively large sexual ego. Probably has a tattoo reading "Sexual Chocolate".

My name is Tarell but mah friends call me Sexual Chocolate

by Rihanyce May 24, 2010

Tequila

Yeah, it sure sounds fruity. But it's not something you want coming at you down an ice luge at 0.5 mph.

James: Want some tequila?

John: Nah man, I'm not a pussy. I'll stick to the beer.

James: Oh the irony!

by Rihanyce November 18, 2011

Memphis

A city in southwest Tennessee (U.S.A.) known for its lack of culture, crooked government, and breakfast food. Everyone there is either pitch black or albino white trash, listens to either ghetto music with the word "nigga" repeated 40 times or banjo ska music, and either smells like shit or... smells like shit. The suburbs are oases in the cruel desert, with Germantown and Collierville having the fliest and most attractive people in the world. However, Arlington and Millington are just as bad as the inner city, except without black people to take out the white trash.

Judge Joe Brown: Sentenced to thirty fave years in Memphis, for farnicatin'

by Rihanyce May 22, 2010

Macware

The pseudonym for viruses for Apple computers and devices since "Macs can't get viruses"

Bill: My Mac got a virus!

Steve: No, that's just Macware. Don't worry about it.

by Rihanyce October 25, 2010

RBPS

really big penis syndrome

having a really, really, really, REALLY big penis

Person 1: Do you have RBPS?

Person 2: No mine's only 11 inches.

Person 3: Dude that is really, really, really, REALLY big!

Person 1: Nah, you're just saying that because yours is small.

by Rihanyce October 2, 2010