Rihanyce's definitions

Don't Call Me, I'll Call You

What you say to someone when you don't want to talk to them.

Mariah: Don't call me, I'll call you.

Marshall: Aight. Be waitin.

by Rihanyce May 23, 2010

Cool story bro

A declaration that one is not interested in the topic at hand but that one does not have the proper IQ to come up with a more interesting topic.

Amelia: My grandfather died

Zeus: Cool story bro

by Rihanyce May 24, 2010

Dirty Cleopatra

Like a Dirty Sanchez. Have anal and then take the shit-covered dick and draw bangs in on the blower's forehead.

That Dirty Cleopatra would have been pretty hot, but I came out looking like Hillary fucking Duff!

by Rihanyce October 26, 2010

Willie Herenton

A racist crook who used to be the mayor of Memphis. Entirely responsible for the current state of shit Memphis is in.

Did you vote for Willie Herenton?

No. I don't think he wants me to vote for him, anyway. I'm white.

by Rihanyce August 28, 2010

RBPS

really big penis syndrome

having a really, really, really, REALLY big penis

Person 1: Do you have RBPS?

Person 2: No mine's only 11 inches.

Person 3: Dude that is really, really, really, REALLY big!

Person 1: Nah, you're just saying that because yours is small.

by Rihanyce October 2, 2010

Five Finger Discount

If you can fit five fingers, you get a discount

I got the five finger discount because that ho had a loose pussy

by Rihanyce November 26, 2011

Chat Roulette

A site that shifts from Tinychat to Xtube. Many perverts reveal their hairy penises on the site.

Amy: I saw your boyfriend's penis on Chat Roulette! Now I know why you're always in a bad mood.

by Rihanyce May 22, 2010