all but

A phrase which once meant "anything excluding" or "not" but now which means absolutely nothing and is used by Yankees to indicate a lack of intelligence unbeknown to them.

Paul (From Tennessee): I got an 11 on my ACT...

Brutus (From New York): I got a 35, I am all but intelligent.

Paul: Are you sure they didn't mix up our tests?

Brutus: Oh wait, I didn't even take the ACT.

by Rihanyce May 22, 2010

Obsessed

A 2009 single by Mariah Carey expressing her disgust for American rapper/drug advocate Eminem.

Why you so obsessed with me? Boy I wanna know

by Rihanyce May 22, 2010

Macware

The pseudonym for viruses for Apple computers and devices since "Macs can't get viruses"

Bill: My Mac got a virus!

Steve: No, that's just Macware. Don't worry about it.

by Rihanyce October 24, 2010

Don't Call Me, I'll Call You

What you say to someone when you don't want to talk to them.

Mariah: Don't call me, I'll call you.

Marshall: Aight. Be waitin.

by Rihanyce May 23, 2010

Stappo

In southern states, a lesbian. In northern states and other parts of the world, a drunk asshole.

Christopher: Look at that stappo, she can't even walk she's so drunk

Willie: Mane she aint no lebeshian

by Rihanyce May 24, 2010

Cool story bro

A declaration that one is not interested in the topic at hand but that one does not have the proper IQ to come up with a more interesting topic.

Amelia: My grandfather died

Zeus: Cool story bro

by Rihanyce May 24, 2010

Tourette syndrome

Commonly, a disorder that subjects its victims to FUCK SHIT VAGINITIS unwarranted expletives

I fuck shit have Tourette syndrome

by Rihanyce August 13, 2011