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Willie Herenton

A racist crook who used to be the mayor of Memphis. Entirely responsible for the current state of shit Memphis is in.
Did you vote for Willie Herenton?

No. I don't think he wants me to vote for him, anyway. I'm white.
by Rihanyce August 28, 2010
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Cool story bro

A declaration that one is not interested in the topic at hand but that one does not have the proper IQ to come up with a more interesting topic.
Amelia: My grandfather died

Zeus: Cool story bro
by Rihanyce May 24, 2010
mugGet the Cool story bromug.

Dirty Cleopatra

Like a Dirty Sanchez. Have anal and then take the shit-covered dick and draw bangs in on the blower's forehead.
That Dirty Cleopatra would have been pretty hot, but I came out looking like Hillary fucking Duff!
by Rihanyce October 26, 2010
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Memphis

A city that is so amazing yet so awful. The 20th largest city (after we got el paso'd), Memphis is a city where the popular phrase "Location, location, location" really comes into play. Staying away from the airport (unless you have a plane to catch) is probably a good idea, even in broad daylight. Also, any street with someone's full name in it (e.g., Elvis Presley Blvd, Danny Thomas Blvd, etc.) has a tendency to attract poverty, crime and poor sanitation. But if you're smart enough to stay close to the river or the suburbs you can find some pretty interesting things and some great food. Don't go to Graceland; it's expensive and boring. However, Memphis is home to a wonderful zoo, Mud Island, and many national and state parks and museums that its residents often take for granted. It's much better than Knoxville, where the Mountain Dew they drink isn't manufactured by Pepsi Co. Memphis' main problem is a racial divide that is caused by a majority of blacks hating whites because they assume all whites are inherently racist. Yes, I realize I just did the same thing. Get over it.
Memphian: Damn, I hate Memphis so much. Why did I have to work so hard at FedEx?

Nashvillian: I love Memphis! Nashville is so boring.

Knoxvillian: I hate Memphis. Everyone there is so snobby. I mean, come on, who brushes their teeth every day?
by Rihanyce July 25, 2011
mugGet the Memphismug.

Tequila

Yeah, it sure sounds fruity. But it's not something you want coming at you down an ice luge at 0.5 mph.
James: Want some tequila?

John: Nah man, I'm not a pussy. I'll stick to the beer.

James: Oh the irony!
by Rihanyce November 18, 2011
mugGet the Tequilamug.

Stappo

In southern states, a lesbian. In northern states and other parts of the world, a drunk asshole.
Christopher: Look at that stappo, she can't even walk she's so drunk

Willie: Mane she aint no lebeshian
by Rihanyce May 25, 2010
mugGet the Stappomug.

Five Finger Discount

If you can fit five fingers, you get a discount
I got the five finger discount because that ho had a loose pussy
by Rihanyce November 26, 2011
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