Rihanyce's definitions

Five Finger Discount

If you can fit five fingers, you get a discount

I got the five finger discount because that ho had a loose pussy

by Rihanyce November 26, 2011

Don't Call Me, I'll Call You

What you say to someone when you don't want to talk to them.

Mariah: Don't call me, I'll call you.

Marshall: Aight. Be waitin.

by Rihanyce May 23, 2010

Cool story bro

A declaration that one is not interested in the topic at hand but that one does not have the proper IQ to come up with a more interesting topic.

Amelia: My grandfather died

Zeus: Cool story bro

by Rihanyce May 24, 2010

Willie Herenton

A racist crook who used to be the mayor of Memphis. Entirely responsible for the current state of shit Memphis is in.

Did you vote for Willie Herenton?

No. I don't think he wants me to vote for him, anyway. I'm white.

by Rihanyce August 28, 2010

Obsessed

A 2009 single by Mariah Carey expressing her disgust for American rapper/drug advocate Eminem.

Why you so obsessed with me? Boy I wanna know

by Rihanyce May 22, 2010

Tequila

A drink that women and pussies drink because they can't shoot a whiskey. Generally popular in brothels, clubs, and college dorms.

Butch: Want some whiskey?

Theodore: Um, no sir, I mean, if that's OK with you, I will stick with the, um, tequila, if that's OK.

by Rihanyce May 24, 2010

RBPS

really big penis syndrome

having a really, really, really, REALLY big penis

Person 1: Do you have RBPS?

Person 2: No mine's only 11 inches.

Person 3: Dude that is really, really, really, REALLY big!

Person 1: Nah, you're just saying that because yours is small.

by Rihanyce October 2, 2010