13 definitions by ReyMon!

Birkensock

Those goofy folks who wear socks with sandals of all persuasions. Even in the dead of winter--so lame! The ones who wear thermal socks with their sandals are the most lame asses!

Hey look at that hippie chick she's so birkensock today! Man I don't now how she's walking through the snow like that?

by ReyMon! October 28, 2010

changdangler

Tacky stuff hanging from the mirror of a car. Indicating a love of the culture of the far east. Usually obstructing the driver's vision--especially (hello Kitty) drex.

Johnny please make a hard right! Changdangler ahead!

by ReyMon! September 5, 2019

facebook friend stealer

A person on facebook who goes to ALL your friends and befriends them. You notice this when suddenly he or she has 36 friends in common and you don't even know the person!

I noticed that Matthew stole all my buds on facebook what a facebook friend stealer and asshole.

by ReyMon! February 23, 2011

Buried Treasure

A stinky fart under the blankets set for your significant other to “find”.

Thanks Molly for the “buried treasure”—now open the window so I can breathe!

by ReyMon! October 12, 2019

Textratary

A person who operates your handheld device while you are driving or otherwise incapacitated.

My girl Nena is my Textratary when we go on road trips. She's awesome! I can keep up with all my texts while I'm driving! I love multitasking!

by ReyMon! October 28, 2010

Funkacide

Really stinky smell or odor. An unsuspecting weapon subjected to by your friend or family member.

Holy shit those runners of Mark's are funkacide man... Let's open the windows... quick!

by ReyMon! November 16, 2010

Ultra-Moxie

A person who really puts themselves out to the world—no hiding their light under a bushel! Someone who finds opportunity and success easily using their natural talents and abilities.

Hey Cam has ultra-moxie after securing us free tickets and dinner for four of us at that new restaurant—and for free even!

by ReyMon! October 12, 2019