RedReplicant's definitions
An unfortunate phenomenon in which people degrade or mock a woman because she enjoys having sex, has sex a lot, or may even just be rumored to participate in sexual activity. Often it's accompanied by urban legends such as the common virgin misconception that the vagina becomes larger or looser with use-- in fact, sex has no effect on vaginal size.
However, since most people would rather women be MORE sexually active than less, slut shaming is counterproductive to the aims of most men and quite a few ladies.
However, since most people would rather women be MORE sexually active than less, slut shaming is counterproductive to the aims of most men and quite a few ladies.
Guy 1: Ha ha Megan had sex with two guys, she's such a SLUT!
Guy 2: You idiot, do you want her to stop having sex? We should be encouraging this. Your slut shaming will simply discourage more women from sleeping with us and we will be virgins forever.
Guy 2: You idiot, do you want her to stop having sex? We should be encouraging this. Your slut shaming will simply discourage more women from sleeping with us and we will be virgins forever.
by RedReplicant November 12, 2010
Get the Slut Shamingmug. When a person, often a family member, who is highly attention seeking, makes up or exaggerates some kind of health event in proximity to a big holiday in order to create drama or put themselves in the center of plans. It is usually a vague but life-threatening illness, serious enough to cause others to drop what they're doing, but not specific enough that people will be aware of what actually ought to be happening to the person. Often after the goal is attained, the subject will let their dupes know that "the doctors found out everything was alright" - getting them off the hook for future issues.
Cousin 1: "Are you still not speaking to your mother-in-law?"
Cousin 2: "Nah, she's a liar. Remember two years ago when she got Christmas Cancer just to make sure we didn't go to grandma's, and 'recovered' just in time to go to the Bahamas?"
Cousin 2: "Nah, she's a liar. Remember two years ago when she got Christmas Cancer just to make sure we didn't go to grandma's, and 'recovered' just in time to go to the Bahamas?"
by RedReplicant January 3, 2019
Get the Christmas Cancermug. A guy who has very high expectations of women, but none regarding himself. Generally a slovenly person who spends a lot of time hunched over a keyboard, and is dusted liberally with Cheeto powder (thus the name). Some of it may be ground into his keyboard and/or stuck on his chin and clothes.
"My cheetogrub cousin says he wants a "beautiful girl that wears makeup, nice dresses, and straightens her hair every day" while sitting there in a pit-stained t-shirt and dirty socks"
by RedReplicant December 2, 2014
Get the cheetogrubmug. When one or more women derides another woman or group of women for not following a (often meaningless) social convention, generally motivated by obvious jealousy or an unwillingness to see someone of their own minority group get ahead. This is similar to the "crabs in a bucket" phenomenon where crabs will damage one another in order to be the last one killed.
Jennifer: "Did you see Kate all over that guy at the bar? What a slut! And she dresses so slutty too!"
Alex: "Geez, talk about your internecine female vindictiveness."
Alex: "Geez, talk about your internecine female vindictiveness."
by RedReplicant October 27, 2010
Get the Internecine Female Vindictivenessmug. When a woman masturbates so furiously (often with the assistance of a vibe or dildo) that her clit feels like it's been pounded by a jackhammer.
Girl 1: "God, I gave myself three orgasms last night, but this morning I have a horrible case of jackhammer clit!"
Girl 2: "I know, right? It's that damn Hitachi, it just works too well!"
Girl 2: "I know, right? It's that damn Hitachi, it just works too well!"
by RedReplicant August 19, 2010
Get the Jackhammer Clitmug. A nonsensical phrase used to accuse your friends/foes of being "jelly," i.e. jealous. Closely related to "U mad bro?"
Cee Lo: I see you driving 'round town with the girl I love and I'm like, FUCK YOU!
New boyfriend: U JELLY BRO?
New boyfriend: U JELLY BRO?
by RedReplicant October 27, 2010
Get the U jelly bro?mug. "I was going to have sex with Jack, but when he pulled his pants down-- god, has he got a nerds rope!"
by RedReplicant January 17, 2010
Get the Nerds Ropemug.