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A nonsensical phrase used to accuse your friends/foes of being "jelly," i.e. jealous. Closely related to "U mad bro?"
Cee Lo: I see you driving 'round town with the girl I love and I'm like, FUCK YOU!

New boyfriend: U JELLY BRO?
by RedReplicant October 26, 2010

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A guy who has very high expectations of women, but none regarding himself. Generally a slovenly person who spends a lot of time hunched over a keyboard, and is dusted liberally with Cheeto powder (thus the name). Some of it may be ground into his keyboard and/or stuck on his chin and clothes.
"My cheetogrub cousin says he wants a "beautiful girl that wears makeup, nice dresses, and straightens her hair every day" while sitting there in a pit-stained t-shirt and dirty socks"
by RedReplicant December 02, 2014

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When one or more women derides another woman or group of women for not following a (often meaningless) social convention, generally motivated by obvious jealousy or an unwillingness to see someone of their own minority group get ahead. This is similar to the "crabs in a bucket" phenomenon where crabs will damage one another in order to be the last one killed.
Jennifer: "Did you see Kate all over that guy at the bar? What a slut! And she dresses so slutty too!"

Alex: "Geez, talk about your internecine female vindictiveness."
by RedReplicant October 26, 2010

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A sad, regressive woman who buys into the nerdrage concept that women actually aren't as good as men. Often marked by insecure proclamations that she "isn't a feminist" or thinks that women really should get "back to the kitchen." Generally harbors deep resentment for happier and more confident women as well as an abiding self-hatred.
Obnoxious dude: "Get back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich lol lol"

Sheanderthal: "Why that's so clever! My goodness, it's so true that women belong in the kitchen! Damn feminists trying to encourage equal pay and such nonsense."
by RedReplicant September 12, 2010

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A snarky, occasionally trollish poster with a heart of gold. Envark loves to cause a stir, but generally has a constructive reason for doing so. Known for making over-the-top ironic jokes and frustrating overly cautious moderators.

Forums or organizations that ban Envark generally become stagnant and lose members within a very short period, as it indicates over-moderation or paranoia. In fact, Envark's status on a particular forum can be used to gauge the forum's general health and vivacity.
"Did you see that Envark got banned?"

"Yeah, now our forum will be much tidier... but boring as hell."
by RedReplicant May 17, 2010

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A descriptive term, often overlapping with the use of fauxetry. Used when a person of your acquaintance is self-consciously "deep" and dramatic about every damn thing, to the point of sheer stupidity. Usually occurs in conjunction with emo whining or in cases of people who have no real relationships and so must imagine them, and usually do so by using scripts cribbed from fantasy fiction.
Guy #1: "I pine for the girl in accounting, with her milky skin and raven locks, her trembling breasts!"

Co-worker: "Oh, how fauxetic. Run along home to your mom's basement."
by RedReplicant September 25, 2010

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A penis so infected with wart-causing venereal diseases that it resembles the popular candy.
"I was going to have sex with Jack, but when he pulled his pants down-- god, has he got a nerds rope!"
by RedReplicant January 17, 2010

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