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A descriptive term, often overlapping with the use of fauxetry. Used when a person of your acquaintance is self-consciously "deep" and dramatic about every damn thing, to the point of sheer stupidity. Usually occurs in conjunction with emo whining or in cases of people who have no real relationships and so must imagine them, and usually do so by using scripts cribbed from fantasy fiction.
Guy #1: "I pine for the girl in accounting, with her milky skin and raven locks, her trembling breasts!"

Co-worker: "Oh, how fauxetic. Run along home to your mom's basement."
by RedReplicant September 25, 2010

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