Rampant Teamkiller's definitions

Kar98k

Karabiner(German for Carbine) (18)98 K

Standard issue, bolt action, German rifle in the second world war. Holds 5 7.9mm round on a stripper clip. It was known for its excellent accuracy and very long range (800m effective range)It was used as a sniper rifle long after it became obsolete as a main weapon.

In Call of Duty, Medal of Honor, and any other WWII game, the Kar98k is Jesus himself. The sights are just beautiful, it is a joy to wield and an even bigger joy to blow out allied brains with.

I lay down on the roof of Pavlov’s house, whipped out my Kar98k and proceeded to hand the entire Russian team's collective ass to them on a silver platter. Stupid, Ppsh wielding smg n00bs.

by Rampant Teamkiller July 7, 2004

Bohemian Rhapsody

Bohemian Rhapsody is one of the best songs of all time. (the band of course beingQueen) It was Released on 31th October, 1975, it entered the charts at number 1, where it stayed for over two months.

Bohemian Rhapsody was written by Freddie Mercury, who also wrote We are the Champions and Killer Queen. Its lyrics are cryptic and do not make much sense at first glance. Freddie made a point of never explaining the lyrics, so that people could apply it to their own lives. Or somthing like that.

Freddie sings and plays the piano, Deacon plays the bass, Taylor sings some parts and plays the drums, and May plays the guitar.

It appeared on the album A Night at the Opera, but is also on Greatest Hits 2, as well as Classic Queen.

Just listen to it. It's a great song. It's even better than Stairway to Heaven and November Rain. Put together. It's better than pizzia. Yeah, i said it.

In case you're wondering, the song's title- "Bohemian Rhapsody" means somthing like "free and unrestrained happines," (I looked it up)

Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
A little high, little low
Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, to me

Mama, just killed a man
Put a gun against his head
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead
Mama, life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, ooo
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters

Too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine
Body's aching all the time
Goodbye everybody - I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Mama, ooo - (anyway the wind blows)
I don't want to die
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all

I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the fandango?
Thunderbolt and lightning - very very frightening me
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo Figaro - magnifico

But I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Easy come easy go - will you let me go?
Bismillah! No - we will not let you go - let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go - let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go - let me go
Will not let you go - let me go (never)
Never let you go - let me go
Never let me go - ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no -
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
for me
for me

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
So you think you can love me and leave me to die?
Oh baby - can't do this to me baby!
Just gotta get out - just gotta get right outta here!

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters - nothing really matters to me

Anyway the wind blows...

by Rampant Teamkiller June 21, 2004

music snob

Me.

Everything sucks execpt for Led Zeppelin ;)

well, that's not too far off the truth, actuallty.

Pop Music is shit, the norm is horrible, meaningless lyrics with bullshit guitarwork and no talent. Or origianllity. Or class.

Only Rock & Roll deserves to exist.

by Rampant Teamkiller July 4, 2004

Ppsh

The epitome of n00b cannon. It has 71, seventy-fucking-one rounds, which means that no matter where you point it, it's gonna hit someone. Requires abosultey no skillz at all to use, unlike rifles such as the Kar98k

The noob pulled out his Ppsh and ran out the door of the huose, whereupon i, sitting 400 yeards away in a tree, shot him a new asshole right between the eyes, with my Kar98. Damn noob, he deserved worse.

by Rampant Teamkiller July 7, 2004

Team Kill

Like a Kill, except instead of killing an enemy to get it, you kill a teammate. This is much easier, becasue they don't expect it. You can, for example, walk up to them and Pistol whip them to death. But, once they're onto you, it gets alot harder. And a name like Rampant Teamkiller doesn't exactly help.

Pvt_ryn272 was sitting on the ridge of a hill when Rampant, his teammate, walked up behind him and emptied his mp44 into Pvt_ryn's ass. Rampant was awarded with a team kill, and walked away a much better person.

by Rampant Teamkiller July 7, 2004

Rock 'n Roll

Rock And Roll Bands: If they aren't listed here, they suck or aren't real rock and roll.

For Your convenience, I have also listed their best song. If you disagree with me, you are wrong.

Also, no One-Hit Wonders qualify. These have to be actually talented bands.

(Yes, the links are intentional)
In No particular order:


-Queen (Bohemian Rhapsody)
-Led Zeppelin (Stairway to Heaven)
-AC/DC (Back in Black)
-The Beatles (Hey Jude)
-The Who (Baba O'Riley)
-The Rolling Stones(Satisfaction)
-Aerosmith (Sweet Emotion)
-Guns N' Roses (November Rain)
-Metallica (One)
-U2 (One)
-Van Halen (1984)
-Pink Floyd (Another Brick in the Wall)
-The Doors (Light my Fire)
-Bob Dylan (Like A Rolling Stone)
-CCR (Have You Ever Seen the Rain)
-Jimi Hendrix (All Along the Watchtower)
-Lynryd Skynryd (Sweet Home Alabama)
-The Kinks (You Really Got Me)
-The Eagles (Hotel California}
-Elton John (Tiny Dancer)
-Styx (Come Sail Away)
-Jeffreson Airplane (Somebody to Love)

That's all. If you don't like rock and roll, you suck. And so does your mom.

Also appears in the other Rock n Roll Defenitions. I fixed the typo's this time. Don't I rock? :)

by Rampant Teamkiller July 4, 2004

Won't Get Fooled Again

A song by The Who. It's about a revolution, which overthrows a corrupt government, but ends up becoming corrupt itself. Released on Who's Next, 1971.

It's a rock classic and The Who's biggest success.

We'll be fighting in the streets
With our children at our feet
And the morals that they worship will be gone
And the men who spurred us on
Sit in judgement of all wrong
They decide and the shotgun sings the song

I'll tip my hat to the new constitution
Take a bow for the new revolution
Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play
Just like yesterday
Then I'll get on my knees and pray
We don't get fooled again

The change, it had to come
We knew it all along
We were liberated from the fold, that's all
And the world looks just the same
And history ain't changed
'Cause the banners, they are flown in the next war

I'll tip my hat to the new constitution
Take a bow for the new revolution
Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play
Just like yesterday
Then I'll get on my knees and pray
We don't get fooled again
No, no!

I'll move myself and my family aside
If we happen to be left half alive
I'll get all my papers and smile at the sky
Though I know that the hypnotized never lie
Do ya?

There's nothing in the streets
Looks any different to me
And the slogans are replaced, by-the-bye
And the parting on the left
Are now parting on the right
And the beards have all grown longer overnight

I'll tip my hat to the new constitution
Take a bow for the new revolution
Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play
Just like yesterday
Then I'll get on my knees and pray
We don't get fooled again
Don't get fooled again
No, no!

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Meet the new boss,
Same as the old boss!

by Rampant Teamkiller July 6, 2004