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Karabiner(German for Carbine) (18)98 K
Standard issue, bolt action, German rifle in the second world war. Holds 5 7.9mm round on a stripper clip. It was known for its excellent accuracy and very long range (800m effective range)It was used as a sniper rifle long after it became obsolete as a main weapon.
In Call of Duty, Medal of Honor, and any other WWII game, the Kar98k is Jesus himself. The sights are just beautiful, it is a joy to wield and an even bigger joy to blow out allied brains with.
Standard issue, bolt action, German rifle in the second world war. Holds 5 7.9mm round on a stripper clip. It was known for its excellent accuracy and very long range (800m effective range)It was used as a sniper rifle long after it became obsolete as a main weapon.
In Call of Duty, Medal of Honor, and any other WWII game, the Kar98k is Jesus himself. The sights are just beautiful, it is a joy to wield and an even bigger joy to blow out allied brains with.
I lay down on the roof of Pavlov’s house, whipped out my Kar98k and proceeded to hand the entire Russian team's collective ass to them on a silver platter. Stupid, Ppsh wielding smg n00bs.
by Rampant Teamkiller July 7, 2004
Get the Kar98kmug. Rock And Roll Bands: If they aren't listed here, they suck or aren't real rock and roll.
For Your convenience, I have also listed their best song. If you disagree with me, you are wrong.
Also, no One-Hit Wonders qualify. These have to be actually talented bands.
(Yes, the links are intentional)
In No particular order:
-Queen (Bohemian Rhapsody)
-Led Zeppelin (Stairway to Heaven)
-AC/DC (Back in Black)
-The Beatles (Hey Jude)
-The Who (Baba O'Riley)
-The Rolling Stones(Satisfaction)
-Aerosmith (Sweet Emotion)
-Guns N' Roses (November Rain)
-Metallica (One)
-U2 (One)
-Van Halen (1984)
-Pink Floyd (Another Brick in the Wall)
-The Doors (Light my Fire)
-Bob Dylan (Like A Rolling Stone)
-CCR (Have You Ever Seen the Rain)
-Jimi Hendrix (All Along the Watchtower)
-Lynryd Skynryd (Sweet Home Alabama)
-The Kinks (You Really Got Me)
-The Eagles (Hotel California}
-Elton John (Tiny Dancer)
-Styx (Come Sail Away)
-Jeffreson Airplane (Somebody to Love)
That's all. If you don't like rock and roll, you suck. And so does your mom.
For Your convenience, I have also listed their best song. If you disagree with me, you are wrong.
Also, no One-Hit Wonders qualify. These have to be actually talented bands.
(Yes, the links are intentional)
In No particular order:
-Queen (Bohemian Rhapsody)
-Led Zeppelin (Stairway to Heaven)
-AC/DC (Back in Black)
-The Beatles (Hey Jude)
-The Who (Baba O'Riley)
-The Rolling Stones(Satisfaction)
-Aerosmith (Sweet Emotion)
-Guns N' Roses (November Rain)
-Metallica (One)
-U2 (One)
-Van Halen (1984)
-Pink Floyd (Another Brick in the Wall)
-The Doors (Light my Fire)
-Bob Dylan (Like A Rolling Stone)
-CCR (Have You Ever Seen the Rain)
-Jimi Hendrix (All Along the Watchtower)
-Lynryd Skynryd (Sweet Home Alabama)
-The Kinks (You Really Got Me)
-The Eagles (Hotel California}
-Elton John (Tiny Dancer)
-Styx (Come Sail Away)
-Jeffreson Airplane (Somebody to Love)
That's all. If you don't like rock and roll, you suck. And so does your mom.
by Rampant Teamkiller July 4, 2004
Get the Rock 'n Rollmug. Probably the best known song ever. It's by Queen, 1977, not '78, you pedophile! released with We are the Champions on "News of the World", they were often played back to back on radio stations because they followed into each other so well.
Queen pwns.
Queen pwns.
Aah
Buddy you're a boy make a big noise
Playin' in the street gonna be a big man some day
You got mud on yo' face
You big disgrace
Kickin' your can all over the place
Singin'
We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you
Buddy you're a young man hard man
Shouting in the street gonna take on the world some day
You got blood on yo' face
You big disgrace
Wavin' your banner all over the place
Chorus
Buddy you're an old man poor man
Pleadin' with your eyes gonna make
You some peace some day
You got mud on your face
Big disgrace
Somebody betta put you back into your place
Chorus x2
Buddy you're a boy make a big noise
Playin' in the street gonna be a big man some day
You got mud on yo' face
You big disgrace
Kickin' your can all over the place
Singin'
We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you
Buddy you're a young man hard man
Shouting in the street gonna take on the world some day
You got blood on yo' face
You big disgrace
Wavin' your banner all over the place
Chorus
Buddy you're an old man poor man
Pleadin' with your eyes gonna make
You some peace some day
You got mud on your face
Big disgrace
Somebody betta put you back into your place
Chorus x2
by Rampant Teamkiller July 6, 2004
Get the We Will Rock Youmug. The act of killing a member of your own team (usually in a first person shooter, but i guess it applies in any game, football for example)
But let's focus on the FPS aspect of teamkilling.
We, the Teamkillers, the few, the proud. The more experienced of us have refined it into an art (LOLMAN, for example). We know the game inside and out, and have played our FPS's for unhealthy lengths of time, in many cases.
Teamkilling in a straight Team Deathmatch is not nearly as satisfying as teamkilling in a more goal oriented mode of play, like S&D (not unlike counterstrike). There, once killed, your teammates do not respawn until the round is over, which can be up to 5 mins! Imagine the frustration as you are team killed as the round starts, you plot and fry in your own juicies all throughout the round, and, as the next one starts, you are teamkilled instantly by the same person. I tell you, it's a feeling not unlike having your testes ripped out by pack of dogs. And it brings joy to our hearts to bring that feeling to you, the average game playing noob.
As a teamkiller, the most frequently asked question I get is: "Are you gay?"
The answer to that may never be known, my friends, but that is not the most important question.
The second most asked question i get is, simply, "Were you abused as a child?"
No, i keed, i keed.
The second most asked question i get is,"Why?"
And therein lies the secret of teamkilling. To "why," I always answer "For fun." This pisses them off, but it's the truth. Sometimes the truth hurts. Especially 30 7.9mm rounds of truth entering your buttocks at point blank range. That really hurts.
And the essence of teamkilling is FUN, fun at the average luser n00b's expense. Hell, when you get all pissed off, that just adds fuel to the fire of laughter and joy in our teamkillin' hearts.
So keep calling me a whore, cunt, etc, it only makes it funnier
But let's focus on the FPS aspect of teamkilling.
We, the Teamkillers, the few, the proud. The more experienced of us have refined it into an art (LOLMAN, for example). We know the game inside and out, and have played our FPS's for unhealthy lengths of time, in many cases.
Teamkilling in a straight Team Deathmatch is not nearly as satisfying as teamkilling in a more goal oriented mode of play, like S&D (not unlike counterstrike). There, once killed, your teammates do not respawn until the round is over, which can be up to 5 mins! Imagine the frustration as you are team killed as the round starts, you plot and fry in your own juicies all throughout the round, and, as the next one starts, you are teamkilled instantly by the same person. I tell you, it's a feeling not unlike having your testes ripped out by pack of dogs. And it brings joy to our hearts to bring that feeling to you, the average game playing noob.
As a teamkiller, the most frequently asked question I get is: "Are you gay?"
The answer to that may never be known, my friends, but that is not the most important question.
The second most asked question i get is, simply, "Were you abused as a child?"
No, i keed, i keed.
The second most asked question i get is,"Why?"
And therein lies the secret of teamkilling. To "why," I always answer "For fun." This pisses them off, but it's the truth. Sometimes the truth hurts. Especially 30 7.9mm rounds of truth entering your buttocks at point blank range. That really hurts.
And the essence of teamkilling is FUN, fun at the average luser n00b's expense. Hell, when you get all pissed off, that just adds fuel to the fire of laughter and joy in our teamkillin' hearts.
So keep calling me a whore, cunt, etc, it only makes it funnier
A session of team-killing is excellent for stress relief, and a hell of a lotta laughs! So, put on your favorite tunes, slide in that FPS CD, and get down and dirty and kill some fucking teammates!!!
FIGHT THE POWER!!!!!!!!!
Your Best Friend,
.:|Rampant Teamkiller|:.
FIGHT THE POWER!!!!!!!!!
Your Best Friend,
.:|Rampant Teamkiller|:.
by Rampant Teamkiller July 7, 2004
Get the Team Killingmug. Bohemian Rhapsody is one of the best songs of all time. (the band of course beingQueen) It was Released on 31th October, 1975, it entered the charts at number 1, where it stayed for over two months.
Bohemian Rhapsody was written by Freddie Mercury, who also wrote We are the Champions and Killer Queen. Its lyrics are cryptic and do not make much sense at first glance. Freddie made a point of never explaining the lyrics, so that people could apply it to their own lives. Or somthing like that.
Freddie sings and plays the piano, Deacon plays the bass, Taylor sings some parts and plays the drums, and May plays the guitar.
It appeared on the album A Night at the Opera, but is also on Greatest Hits 2, as well as Classic Queen.
Just listen to it. It's a great song. It's even better than Stairway to Heaven and November Rain. Put together. It's better than pizzia. Yeah, i said it.
In case you're wondering, the song's title- "Bohemian Rhapsody" means somthing like "free and unrestrained happines," (I looked it up)
Bohemian Rhapsody was written by Freddie Mercury, who also wrote We are the Champions and Killer Queen. Its lyrics are cryptic and do not make much sense at first glance. Freddie made a point of never explaining the lyrics, so that people could apply it to their own lives. Or somthing like that.
Freddie sings and plays the piano, Deacon plays the bass, Taylor sings some parts and plays the drums, and May plays the guitar.
It appeared on the album A Night at the Opera, but is also on Greatest Hits 2, as well as Classic Queen.
Just listen to it. It's a great song. It's even better than Stairway to Heaven and November Rain. Put together. It's better than pizzia. Yeah, i said it.
In case you're wondering, the song's title- "Bohemian Rhapsody" means somthing like "free and unrestrained happines," (I looked it up)
Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
A little high, little low
Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, to me
Mama, just killed a man
Put a gun against his head
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead
Mama, life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, ooo
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters
Too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine
Body's aching all the time
Goodbye everybody - I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Mama, ooo - (anyway the wind blows)
I don't want to die
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all
I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the fandango?
Thunderbolt and lightning - very very frightening me
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo Figaro - magnifico
But I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Easy come easy go - will you let me go?
Bismillah! No - we will not let you go - let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go - let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go - let me go
Will not let you go - let me go (never)
Never let you go - let me go
Never let me go - ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no -
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
for me
for me
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
So you think you can love me and leave me to die?
Oh baby - can't do this to me baby!
Just gotta get out - just gotta get right outta here!
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters - nothing really matters to me
Anyway the wind blows...
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
A little high, little low
Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, to me
Mama, just killed a man
Put a gun against his head
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead
Mama, life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, ooo
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters
Too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine
Body's aching all the time
Goodbye everybody - I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Mama, ooo - (anyway the wind blows)
I don't want to die
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all
I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the fandango?
Thunderbolt and lightning - very very frightening me
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo Figaro - magnifico
But I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Easy come easy go - will you let me go?
Bismillah! No - we will not let you go - let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go - let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go - let me go
Will not let you go - let me go (never)
Never let you go - let me go
Never let me go - ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no -
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
for me
for me
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
So you think you can love me and leave me to die?
Oh baby - can't do this to me baby!
Just gotta get out - just gotta get right outta here!
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters - nothing really matters to me
Anyway the wind blows...
by Rampant Teamkiller June 21, 2004
Get the Bohemian Rhapsodymug. A song by The Who. It's about a revolution, which overthrows a corrupt government, but ends up becoming corrupt itself. Released on Who's Next, 1971.
It's a rock classic and The Who's biggest success.
It's a rock classic and The Who's biggest success.
We'll be fighting in the streets
With our children at our feet
And the morals that they worship will be gone
And the men who spurred us on
Sit in judgement of all wrong
They decide and the shotgun sings the song
I'll tip my hat to the new constitution
Take a bow for the new revolution
Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play
Just like yesterday
Then I'll get on my knees and pray
We don't get fooled again
The change, it had to come
We knew it all along
We were liberated from the fold, that's all
And the world looks just the same
And history ain't changed
'Cause the banners, they are flown in the next war
I'll tip my hat to the new constitution
Take a bow for the new revolution
Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play
Just like yesterday
Then I'll get on my knees and pray
We don't get fooled again
No, no!
I'll move myself and my family aside
If we happen to be left half alive
I'll get all my papers and smile at the sky
Though I know that the hypnotized never lie
Do ya?
There's nothing in the streets
Looks any different to me
And the slogans are replaced, by-the-bye
And the parting on the left
Are now parting on the right
And the beards have all grown longer overnight
I'll tip my hat to the new constitution
Take a bow for the new revolution
Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play
Just like yesterday
Then I'll get on my knees and pray
We don't get fooled again
Don't get fooled again
No, no!
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Meet the new boss,
Same as the old boss!
With our children at our feet
And the morals that they worship will be gone
And the men who spurred us on
Sit in judgement of all wrong
They decide and the shotgun sings the song
I'll tip my hat to the new constitution
Take a bow for the new revolution
Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play
Just like yesterday
Then I'll get on my knees and pray
We don't get fooled again
The change, it had to come
We knew it all along
We were liberated from the fold, that's all
And the world looks just the same
And history ain't changed
'Cause the banners, they are flown in the next war
I'll tip my hat to the new constitution
Take a bow for the new revolution
Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play
Just like yesterday
Then I'll get on my knees and pray
We don't get fooled again
No, no!
I'll move myself and my family aside
If we happen to be left half alive
I'll get all my papers and smile at the sky
Though I know that the hypnotized never lie
Do ya?
There's nothing in the streets
Looks any different to me
And the slogans are replaced, by-the-bye
And the parting on the left
Are now parting on the right
And the beards have all grown longer overnight
I'll tip my hat to the new constitution
Take a bow for the new revolution
Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play
Just like yesterday
Then I'll get on my knees and pray
We don't get fooled again
Don't get fooled again
No, no!
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Meet the new boss,
Same as the old boss!
by Rampant Teamkiller July 6, 2004
Get the Won't Get Fooled Againmug. Queen, 1973-1991.
Memebers:
Freddie Mercury, Vocals
Brian May, Guitar
John Deacon, Bass
Roger Taylor, Drums
An awsome Classic Rock band, released its first album, Queen, in 1974. Queen didn't make a big splsh until they relased A Night at the Opera, which contained Bohemian Rhapsody, the best song ever. It rocketed to the top of the charts, and Queen would never be the same again.
Soon afterwards, they released News of the World, which contained "We Will Rock You" and "We Are the Champions", which were both very popular and exellent songs. You've heard em. Even the most remote native Mongolian villager in the Middle of Fucking Nohere knows those songs.
Queen branched out into many different musical genres, but retained their rocking feel throught.
In 1980, they released "Another one Bites The Dust", which you have also heard, so has the Mongolian. It reached #1 in the U.S. and became one of their most well known songs.
As the 80's continued, they released more pop-ish music and many fans deserted them.
Into the 90's, they were still releassing hit songs. Innuendo, released in 91, became another instant hit.
However
Freddie Mercury, the singer, was bisexual, and due to his lust for big, sweaty, throbbing cock, he contracted AIDS. He tried to keep this secrect from the public, however.
In November, 1991, Freddie announced he had AIDS, 12 hours later he was dead.
May and Taylor continue to perform, but Deacon has effectivley deserted the band. Who needs bassists anyway?
All the members of Queen are very intelligent (cept for Freddie, he's fucking dead) and they all have colledge degrees.
Memebers:
Freddie Mercury, Vocals
Brian May, Guitar
John Deacon, Bass
Roger Taylor, Drums
An awsome Classic Rock band, released its first album, Queen, in 1974. Queen didn't make a big splsh until they relased A Night at the Opera, which contained Bohemian Rhapsody, the best song ever. It rocketed to the top of the charts, and Queen would never be the same again.
Soon afterwards, they released News of the World, which contained "We Will Rock You" and "We Are the Champions", which were both very popular and exellent songs. You've heard em. Even the most remote native Mongolian villager in the Middle of Fucking Nohere knows those songs.
Queen branched out into many different musical genres, but retained their rocking feel throught.
In 1980, they released "Another one Bites The Dust", which you have also heard, so has the Mongolian. It reached #1 in the U.S. and became one of their most well known songs.
As the 80's continued, they released more pop-ish music and many fans deserted them.
Into the 90's, they were still releassing hit songs. Innuendo, released in 91, became another instant hit.
However
Freddie Mercury, the singer, was bisexual, and due to his lust for big, sweaty, throbbing cock, he contracted AIDS. He tried to keep this secrect from the public, however.
In November, 1991, Freddie announced he had AIDS, 12 hours later he was dead.
May and Taylor continue to perform, but Deacon has effectivley deserted the band. Who needs bassists anyway?
All the members of Queen are very intelligent (cept for Freddie, he's fucking dead) and they all have colledge degrees.
Every band member independantly wrote songs,mostly to keep the band's sound fresh. Each member had a a top 3 hit to his name, Freddie wrote most, but May wrote quite a few.
Freddie: Bohemian Rhapsody, We are the Champions, Seven Seas of Rhye
Brian May: We Will Rock You, You're my Best Friend, Fat Bottomed Girls
John Deacon: Another one Bites the Dust
Roger Taylor: Radio Gaga
Freddie: Bohemian Rhapsody, We are the Champions, Seven Seas of Rhye
Brian May: We Will Rock You, You're my Best Friend, Fat Bottomed Girls
John Deacon: Another one Bites the Dust
Roger Taylor: Radio Gaga
by Rampant Teamkiller July 4, 2004
Get the Queenmug.