Piranha's definitions

Zippergate

The major scandal of the late 1990's, the result of Bill Clinton not being able to resist the urge to keep his pants zippered up around his administration's interns.

Bill Clinton and the Zippergate scandal made our nation the laughing stock of the world.

by Piranha May 30, 2006

Pussycat Dolls

The greatest pop music group to have ever hit the stage, puts the Spice Girls to shame. All the dissers are just jealous of them!

I would love to run across the Pussycat Dolls path and have them sing me "Don't Cha" and "StickWitU" in person :)

by Piranha June 11, 2006

CAIR

The Council on American-Islamic Relations, a highly subversive and controversial organization whose main goal is to force Islam's religion and culture on the United States. CAIR'S major agenda includes:

1: Strongarming corporations into islamicizing their workplaces to conform to muslim culture.

2: Actively resists any legitimate profiling of muslim air travelers with SSSS secondary security screening by encouraging lawsuits against airlines that do it.

TSA screener: Excuse me sir, you have been selected for a SSSS screening. Please follow me over to those chairs.

Passenger: You are doing this because I'm from the middle east! I'm going to report you and the airline to CAIR!

by Piranha June 11, 2006

junk mail

United States Postal Service sanctioned mail consisting of advertisements that 99.5% of the population doesn't want, but they insist on forcing down the captive postal customers throats anyway.

Dang junk mail, there is so much of it in my box clogging it that I'm being driven nuts!!!

by Piranha June 11, 2006

EEOC

The one socialist stronghold of the federal government consisting of subversive red diaper doper baby lawyers hailing from such unprogressive schools as NYU and Berkeley who specialize in strongarming corporate America into having lax corporate policies in the name of sensitivity and inclusion.

It didn't matter that the ex employee was fully documented as being warned numerous times and even suspended twice as a result of his workplace conduct, after he was given disciplinary termination as a last resort, he went to the EEOC.

by Piranha June 21, 2006

refugee

Everyone from the New Orleans region that left to other cities (including Houston,TX)and usually screwed the infrastructure up!

Dang refugee (s)....they screwed Houston up so much after arriving I left IAH only four months after arrival!

by Piranha March 20, 2006

Eva Longoria

The most talented and beautiful actress in the world. Eva has such a youthful glow she can play diverse roles ranging from a high school student in one movie to a club dancer fleeing the law in another film all the way to a housewife.

Dang, I wish I ran across Eva Longoria's path before Tony Parker did.

by Piranha May 2, 2006