Piranha's definitions

Cockroach

Military recruiting euphemism for unsolicited recruiting targets, after their practice of lounging around at public places looking for younger people of a lesser education to hassle into joining the military.The implication is the recruiters think whoever they throw their enlistment spin at is poor and dumb enough to fall for it.

Army Recruiter 1: Look at those two cockroaches about 30 feet ahead, they look like Mc Job types.

Recruiter 2: Let's go see......

Army recruiter 1 (again)....... Have you thought about enlisting in the Army lately ???

by Piranha May 23, 2006

Portland

A lame, boring Seattle wannabe.

Portland only wishes it had anywhere near the amount of activities and attractions that Seattle has!

by Piranha March 10, 2006

Eva Longoria

The most talented and beautiful actress in the world. Eva has such a youthful glow she can play diverse roles ranging from a high school student in one movie to a club dancer fleeing the law in another film all the way to a housewife.

Dang, I wish I ran across Eva Longoria's path before Tony Parker did.

by Piranha May 2, 2006

EEOC

The one socialist stronghold of the federal government consisting of subversive red diaper doper baby lawyers hailing from such unprogressive schools as NYU and Berkeley who specialize in strongarming corporate America into having lax corporate policies in the name of sensitivity and inclusion.

It didn't matter that the ex employee was fully documented as being warned numerous times and even suspended twice as a result of his workplace conduct, after he was given disciplinary termination as a last resort, he went to the EEOC.

by Piranha June 21, 2006

Dubya

Nickname for our current president, see fascist

Dang it, Dubya is not a true conservative but a republicrat! Dubya would rather kiss up to communist China rather than keep Taiwan safe from those subversive mainland China communists!

by Piranha May 2, 2006

Hershey Highway

The main unnamed highway going through San Francisco!

Look at all those prettyboys turning into the Hershey Highway! Next time I'll avoid San Fran!

by Piranha November 9, 2004

Wapanese

"White Japanese" literally. Pertains to Caucasians (myself included) who find Japan's culture superior to the homeland's culture. Activities include assimilating ourselves to the traditions, language and customs of Japan as a surrogate to the fullest extent possible.

Konnichewa everybody! Wapanese for life!

by Piranha July 7, 2006