Piranha's definitions

Eva Longoria

The most talented and beautiful actress in the world. Eva has such a youthful glow she can play diverse roles ranging from a high school student in one movie to a club dancer fleeing the law in another film all the way to a housewife.

Dang, I wish I ran across Eva Longoria's path before Tony Parker did.

by Piranha May 2, 2006

Canandaigua

A rich elitist snob, named after a small snobby city in west central New York State

Damn, she is so Canandaigua since she won't talk to me

by Piranha October 29, 2004

Cockroach

Military recruiting euphemism for unsolicited recruiting targets, after their practice of lounging around at public places looking for younger people of a lesser education to hassle into joining the military.The implication is the recruiters think whoever they throw their enlistment spin at is poor and dumb enough to fall for it.

Army Recruiter 1: Look at those two cockroaches about 30 feet ahead, they look like Mc Job types.

Recruiter 2: Let's go see......

Army recruiter 1 (again)....... Have you thought about enlisting in the Army lately ???

by Piranha May 23, 2006

Portland

A lame, boring Seattle wannabe.

Portland only wishes it had anywhere near the amount of activities and attractions that Seattle has!

by Piranha March 10, 2006

Teri Hatcher

The second most hottest and godly woman in the world after Eva Longoria, portrays "Susan Mayer" on Desperate Housewives. Also played "Lois Lane" on the late '90s sitcom "Lois and Clark".

It would be my ultimate dream of running into Teri Hatcher sometime and having fun together.

by Piranha July 7, 2006

Sprinted

The act of a business terminating service to a customer, unlike traditional service terminations for non-payment, being Sprinted usually is more due to a customer being high maintenance and/or expectation.

He just got sprinted by his bank since he protested the monthly fees in his account a few months in a row.

by Piranha August 5, 2007

Britta Merwin

One of the two uber hot weather divas on the NBC Weather Plus Channel alongside fellow Meterologist Samantha Davies.

Whether it's during a Hurricane, Heat Wave, or a Blizzard, Britta Merwin can bring my offspring into the world anyday!

by Piranha October 1, 2008