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AARP

Oh, here goes the AARP defending seniles right to drive though they'll more than likely plow down people!
by Piranha November 21, 2004
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The Simpsons

A highly outdated sitcom on the FOX network whose shelf life has long since passed.
The Simpsons may have been funny 17 years ago, now it's just a lame and tacky show.
by Piranha September 26, 2006
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Arielle Kebbel

Truly the summit of beauty and talent. Arielle is a up and coming but accomplished actress with roles on movies and television shows such as " American Pie Presents: Band Camp", "The Grudge 2", "Gilmore Girls", and "Entourage".
Everytime I see Arielle Kebbel, she makes my heart melt!
by Piranha April 26, 2007
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Oprah

The act of a female endlessly bashing males in response to all of their problems, named obviously after the talk show host that loves to whine about how bad men are.
Look at Jennifer over there pulling a Oprah!
by Piranha May 13, 2006
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uncf

initials for the United Negro College fund, a shining example of minority hypocrisy!
It's ok for them to have a UNCF, but watch what would happen in a "caucasian college fund" ever started.....Jesse Jackson, the NAACP and all them other hypocrites would explode crying the race card!
by Piranha July 30, 2005
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CAIR

The Council on American-Islamic Relations, a highly subversive and controversial organization whose main goal is to force Islam's religion and culture on the United States. CAIR'S major agenda includes:

1: Strongarming corporations into islamicizing their workplaces to conform to muslim culture.

2: Actively resists any legitimate profiling of muslim air travelers with SSSS secondary security screening by encouraging lawsuits against airlines that do it.
TSA screener: Excuse me sir, you have been selected for a SSSS screening. Please follow me over to those chairs.

Passenger: You are doing this because I'm from the middle east! I'm going to report you and the airline to CAIR!
by Piranha June 11, 2006
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romeo

In the world of espionage, the romeo is a male who is carefully placed within a high level government agency to seduce lonely females placed high in the government,and use emotional and/or romantic blackmail to gain sensitive information about the government's activities.

Females also were used in this capacity during the cold war, and were thus called romiettes.
The Warsaw Pact intelligence agencies routinely placed romeos into western governments to engage in subversive activities and influence.
by Piranha October 25, 2006
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