Piranha's definitions

ate up

Crap military drill instructors like to say to basic trainees when they aren't performing to expectation.

PRIVATE...........You shot out the Humvee's tires instead of the target..........You are ATE UP!

by Piranha October 29, 2004

Media Whore

A celebrity who sells out their integrity and endorses products or services on TV commercials.

Mike Rowe is a Media Whore!

by Piranha February 21, 2011

Britta Merwin

One of the two uber hot weather divas on the NBC Weather Plus Channel alongside fellow Meterologist Samantha Davies.

Whether it's during a Hurricane, Heat Wave, or a Blizzard, Britta Merwin can bring my offspring into the world anyday!

by Piranha October 1, 2008

Sprinted

The act of a business terminating service to a customer, unlike traditional service terminations for non-payment, being Sprinted usually is more due to a customer being high maintenance and/or expectation.

He just got sprinted by his bank since he protested the monthly fees in his account a few months in a row.

by Piranha August 5, 2007

585

Area code encompassing the lamest city in the United States, Rochester, N.Y. as well as the surrounding region.

All of the 585Rochesterians made a big fuss when 716 was yanked from them and given to Buffalo.Time to call a wambulance!

by Piranha August 29, 2006

Canandaigua

A rich elitist snob, named after a small snobby city in west central New York State

Damn, she is so Canandaigua since she won't talk to me

by Piranha October 29, 2004

Portland

A lame, boring Seattle wannabe.

Portland only wishes it had anywhere near the amount of activities and attractions that Seattle has!

by Piranha March 10, 2006