Piranha's definitions

towelhead

A derisive name for someone of arab descent, from the turbans they wear.

PASSENGER ON A FLIGHT:

If that towelhead goes on my flight, I'm gonna make the airline re-book me onto another flight!

by Piranha August 3, 2005

George W. Bush

Living proof that dumbasses can make it into the Oval Office.

George W. Bush has has a lower IQ than a cockroach!

by Piranha January 31, 2007

holiday

A politically correct and inclusive term for Thanksgiving and Christmas encouraged by the liberals.

It'd be considered a borderline hate crime to have a "Christmas sale", nowadays the PC term is "Holiday sale"!

by Piranha November 17, 2006

Sprinted

The act of a business terminating service to a customer, unlike traditional service terminations for non-payment, being Sprinted usually is more due to a customer being high maintenance and/or expectation.

He just got sprinted by his bank since he protested the monthly fees in his account a few months in a row.

by Piranha August 5, 2007

CAIR

The Council on American-Islamic Relations, a highly subversive and controversial organization whose main goal is to force Islam's religion and culture on the United States. CAIR'S major agenda includes:

1: Strongarming corporations into islamicizing their workplaces to conform to muslim culture.

2: Actively resists any legitimate profiling of muslim air travelers with SSSS secondary security screening by encouraging lawsuits against airlines that do it.

TSA screener: Excuse me sir, you have been selected for a SSSS screening. Please follow me over to those chairs.

Passenger: You are doing this because I'm from the middle east! I'm going to report you and the airline to CAIR!

by Piranha June 11, 2006

Vanessa Hudgens

A sexy and hot actress who stars in The Disney Channel's "High School Musical" series. Also has been caught up in a scandal more recently regarding nude pictures that were taken of her.

my friend: "Have you seen those nude photos of Vanessa Hudgens? She looks sooo scandalous!"

me: "GIVE THEM TO ME RIGHT NOW!!"

by Piranha October 1, 2007

NASCAR

The official sport of in breeds, rednecks as well as white trash!

Look at all those WT at the NASCAR race!

by Piranha May 16, 2005