Piranha's definitions

Ambulance Chaser

A mental disease infecting lawyers, attorneys and others in the legal profession. Symptoms to be on the watch for include:

1) Hurrying to disaster sites to offer legal assistance, and:

2) Advertising heavily on television commercials, often using self-degrading nicknames such as "The Strong Arm".

Dang, look at "The Strong Arm" making a fool out of himself.What a Ambulance Chaser.

by Piranha August 29, 2006

585

Area code encompassing the lamest city in the United States, Rochester, N.Y. as well as the surrounding region.

All of the 585Rochesterians made a big fuss when 716 was yanked from them and given to Buffalo.Time to call a wambulance!

by Piranha August 29, 2006

subversive

Anything that is figuratively and/or literally harmful and destructive.

figuratively: My ex-girlfriend is a subversive heifer!

literally: The middle eastern terrorists are all subversives!

by Piranha September 16, 2008

Paris Hilton

The ultimate sexy lady in the world, and also Nicole Ritchie's worse nightmare.A true sexpot.

Damn, if I had my way, I'd be hitting Paris Hilton's pootytang raw night after night.

by Piranha September 12, 2006

love birds

Humorous or derisive terminology for two persons who cannot get their hands and/or tongues off of each other in the presence of others.

Get a motel room you two love birds! We're trying to watch the Broncos game here and you are grossing everybody out!

by Piranha September 19, 2006

Debra LaFave

The former Florida school teacher who gave new meaning to the term sex education by having sex with one of her students. A true TILF!

Debra LaFave pioneered the concept of hands on Sex Ed.

by Piranha September 21, 2008

The Simpsons

A highly outdated sitcom on the FOX network whose shelf life has long since passed.

The Simpsons may have been funny 17 years ago, now it's just a lame and tacky show.

by Piranha September 26, 2006