Piranha's definitions
by Piranha September 26, 2006
Get the The Simpsonsmug. The act of a female endlessly bashing males in response to all of their problems, named obviously after the talk show host that loves to whine about how bad men are.
by Piranha May 13, 2006
Get the Oprahmug. The Council on American-Islamic Relations, a highly subversive and controversial organization whose main goal is to force Islam's religion and culture on the United States. CAIR'S major agenda includes:
1: Strongarming corporations into islamicizing their workplaces to conform to muslim culture.
2: Actively resists any legitimate profiling of muslim air travelers with SSSS secondary security screening by encouraging lawsuits against airlines that do it.
1: Strongarming corporations into islamicizing their workplaces to conform to muslim culture.
2: Actively resists any legitimate profiling of muslim air travelers with SSSS secondary security screening by encouraging lawsuits against airlines that do it.
TSA screener: Excuse me sir, you have been selected for a SSSS screening. Please follow me over to those chairs.
Passenger: You are doing this because I'm from the middle east! I'm going to report you and the airline to CAIR!
Passenger: You are doing this because I'm from the middle east! I'm going to report you and the airline to CAIR!
by Piranha June 11, 2006
Get the CAIRmug. by Piranha January 31, 2007
Get the George W. Bushmug. The federal cabinet agency of the US Government that pools registrations of all US males ages 18 to 26 for possible coerced enlistment in the military in the event of a war.
While they threaten all registration evaders with 5 years in federal prison and a $250,000 dollar fine, I'm sure all the rich Republicrat politicians kids are all exempt from the requirement.
While they threaten all registration evaders with 5 years in federal prison and a $250,000 dollar fine, I'm sure all the rich Republicrat politicians kids are all exempt from the requirement.
by Piranha May 17, 2006
Get the Selective Servicemug. It's quite ok in today's politically correct world for people to call caucasians crackers and get away with it, but watch what would happen if a caucasian fired the term nigger or spick back.....you can count on the caucasian being charged with a hate crime!
by Piranha May 17, 2006
Get the crackermug. PASSENGER ON A FLIGHT:
If that towelhead goes on my flight, I'm gonna make the airline re-book me onto another flight!
If that towelhead goes on my flight, I'm gonna make the airline re-book me onto another flight!
by Piranha August 3, 2005
Get the towelheadmug.