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Britta Merwin

One of the two uber hot weather divas on the NBC Weather Plus Channel alongside fellow Meterologist Samantha Davies.
Whether it's during a Hurricane, Heat Wave, or a Blizzard, Britta Merwin can bring my offspring into the world anyday!
by Piranha October 1, 2008
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Media Whore

A celebrity who sells out their integrity and endorses products or services on TV commercials.
by Piranha February 21, 2011
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CAIR

The Council on American-Islamic Relations, a highly subversive and controversial organization whose main goal is to force Islam's religion and culture on the United States. CAIR'S major agenda includes:

1: Strongarming corporations into islamicizing their workplaces to conform to muslim culture.

2: Actively resists any legitimate profiling of muslim air travelers with SSSS secondary security screening by encouraging lawsuits against airlines that do it.
TSA screener: Excuse me sir, you have been selected for a SSSS screening. Please follow me over to those chairs.

Passenger: You are doing this because I'm from the middle east! I'm going to report you and the airline to CAIR!
by Piranha June 11, 2006
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Sprinted

The act of a business terminating service to a customer, unlike traditional service terminations for non-payment, being Sprinted usually is more due to a customer being high maintenance and/or expectation.
He just got sprinted by his bank since he protested the monthly fees in his account a few months in a row.
by Piranha August 5, 2007
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Deanna Russo

The smokin' hot actress who portrays "Sarah Graiman" on NBC's reincarnation of Knight Rider.
by Piranha March 24, 2009
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Georgia Tech

The premiere schoool in the state of Georgia, the only lacking disadvantage is the lack of ladies!
AAh......time for hard studies and importing ladies from Athens for the weekend!
by Piranha January 13, 2005
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Selective Service

The federal cabinet agency of the US Government that pools registrations of all US males ages 18 to 26 for possible coerced enlistment in the military in the event of a war.

While they threaten all registration evaders with 5 years in federal prison and a $250,000 dollar fine, I'm sure all the rich Republicrat politicians kids are all exempt from the requirement.
Look at Selective Service forcing all these young Americans to sign up..what a Soviet like agency.
by Piranha May 17, 2006
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