17 definitions by PhillipD33zNutZ

mexican tequila sunrise

When you wake up naked with your best friends girlfriend or wife. One wakes up dehydrated, hung over, and the feeling of regret from having drunken sex with his best friends girl.

Zakaria woke up to nice mexican tequila sunrise. He had to get laid.

by PhillipD33zNutZ May 18, 2018

texas creampie

When on sexual partner straight or gay perform an anal creampie on the other partner.

Did you hear Jimmy Bobby gave Darlene a Texas Creampie.

by PhillipD33zNutZ March 13, 2018

Cum guy

A guy extremely rich people use to find their person of interest cum. Commonly cum guys scavenge parking garages in search of cum due to larger sexual behavior in parking garages in american culture.

Oswaldo is Harry's cum guy. Oswaldo has been searching for that bastards cum for days.

by PhillipD33zNutZ October 21, 2018

cum ball machine

Like a gum ball machine except with cum. Can be found in many gay community restaurants, bars, and establishments.

Tony went to the cum ball machine to get a gum flavored cum ball.

by PhillipD33zNutZ October 21, 2018

finding cum

A lot like finding nemo except with way more cum because nemo and dory are cum

Harry I've been finding cum all over fraternity house

by PhillipD33zNutZ April 12, 2019

DeSean Mcflurry

DeSean Mcflurry is an urban myth. He is black man from the hood that serves Steph Curry Mcflurries fo' free. He drinks malt liqour and wears gold chains. One thing he hates though is white people. So white people if you see this trick in rolling in yo hood you better cover up or be strapped.

My nigga DeSean Mcflurry got me sauced as AF!!!

by PhillipD33zNutZ February 3, 2022

lube skyballer

Luke Skywalker except with way more lube and anal.

Lube skyballer is signaling

by PhillipD33zNutZ October 21, 2018