15 definitions by Peter Glum

Dicedcarrots are always found in pools of sick, when the owner of the vomit has no recollection of eating them.
"Funny, I don't remember eating dicedcarrots"
"Who throw the dicedcarrots in that then?"
by Peter Glum December 19, 2007
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A very politically incorrect student magazine full of racist, sexist, ageist and disability jokes that takes the piss out of everyone as fair game. Sold at the student Rag week, promoting the event.
Example: Support your local Student Union, we take the piss out of everyone, so buy a Ragmag.
by Peter Glum September 9, 2007
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A catbag is a bag you put a cat in when you throw it in the river, when you no longer want it.
Example: Any bag can be used as a catbag as long as it sinks, with some bricks in it, to weigh it down.
by Peter Glum September 9, 2007
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A catbag is made from the skin of your dead cat. It is recycling and reusing the cat, so it has a useful function.
Example: That cat you had was a pain in the ass, but it makes a nice useful catbag for your shopping.
by Peter Glum September 9, 2007
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Monocelebprick

A very insulting term for a bloke trying and failing to make himself look like one specfic celebrity.
Example: "Your never look anything like Brad Pitt, no mater what you do, your just an f**king useless monocelebprick"
by Peter Glum September 9, 2007
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A sickly feeling when being fed all the crap about sexuality and not caring where a man desires to put his appendage.
Examples: “Don’t shove that down my throat, I’m Homonauseous” Or “Do I care what people do? No! it makes me feel sick. I’m Homonauseous”
by Peter Glum December 16, 2007
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A doggybag is made from the skin of your dead dog. It is recycling and reusing the dog, so you can still take it out for a walk with you.
Example: Who made that lovely doggybag for you?
by Peter Glum September 9, 2007
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