Paddy's definitions

russed

To be russed is to have a homosexual act carried out upon ones self.

james was sucking russels cock in the tiolets.

by paddy October 6, 2003

findab

Lump of nose excrement with a nasal hair attached to it placed on the rim of a beer glass. (Irish)
see snot irish culture

Waiter, kindly replace this glass which has a findab on it or I'll tell all Dublin about the lack of hygene in this bar.

by Paddy June 11, 2004

clowns pocket

A particularly loose and baggy pussy!

She had a real clowns pocket. It was like stirring a bucket of raw bacon.

by Paddy October 21, 2003

Bifkin

The section of tissue often covered with pubic hair, situated between the scrot and the anus.

Shirley what the fuck are you doing? You kicked my right in the bifkin!Bass come ere and massage my bifkin.

by paddy September 24, 2003

system of a down

great what else is needed

none said

by paddy January 3, 2004

quebec

A place in Canada where the French decendants all come from Frnch whores. The King of France saw that the colonists were sad because it was cold and boring so he exported thousands of Frnch prostitutes to fuck the lonely colonists. They did and the result was a population full of daughters and sons of whores. (except for the Irish. they came later cuz they were hungry.

Guy HEY YOU SON OF A WHORE!!!

Quebec guy: Yes? what do you want?

by paddy April 4, 2005

Lef It

do not do it

"dont do it man lef it"

by Paddy September 28, 2003