Paddy's definitions

Turkmufflery

having more pubic hair than a turkey

wow she has turkmufflery

by Paddy September 13, 2004

mcshingledingle

hearing and a sound when u are drunk and getting sca\red cos u dont know what it is

mcshingledingle is scary

by Paddy September 13, 2004

quebec

A place in Canada where the French decendants all come from Frnch whores. The King of France saw that the colonists were sad because it was cold and boring so he exported thousands of Frnch prostitutes to fuck the lonely colonists. They did and the result was a population full of daughters and sons of whores. (except for the Irish. they came later cuz they were hungry.

Guy HEY YOU SON OF A WHORE!!!

Quebec guy: Yes? what do you want?

by paddy April 4, 2005

findab

Lump of nose excrement with a nasal hair attached to it placed on the rim of a beer glass. (Irish)
see snot irish culture

Waiter, kindly replace this glass which has a findab on it or I'll tell all Dublin about the lack of hygene in this bar.

by Paddy June 11, 2004

Hunchback of Notre Dame

see also: Daniel.

"Daniel is like the hunchback of Notre Dame. Except he would tell the beautiful woman to piss off, cos he's gay! He likes to hug the bells. He likes to think they are bell ends!"

by Paddy February 20, 2004

system of a down

great what else is needed

none said

by paddy January 3, 2004

hanging out the back

Shagging!

I hung out the back of your mama last night!

by Paddy October 21, 2003