8 definitions by PTM

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A nicer way to say smart ass. You can use this in an office or when kids are around instead of saying smart ass or if you are a stick in the mud and don't cuss.
Adam was being a smart alec so I didn't give him a cookie
by PTM October 25, 2006

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The phrase used by your co-worker who doesn't swear or use curse words.

Instead of Holy Shit, the person says Holy Hannah
Holy Hannah, that car almost hit me.
by PTM May 10, 2006

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A phrase used in response to a question, where the answer is an obvious yes.
Q:You wanna go out drinking tonight?
A: Does a bear shit in the woods?
by PTM May 19, 2006

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A catfish bait that is made up of some real nasty shit. Examples include crawfish blood, chicken guts, and beef liver. When all put together it creates one mighty stink. Heat makes the smell even worse.
Hey Big Ern, this stink bait is the bomb, I have caught 5 catfish already.
by PTM May 19, 2006

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The biggest jerk in a group of jerks. The supreme asshole. While jerks may be mean and pull pranks for humor or fun, super jerks do it out of spite.
Pennie, you sure are being a super jerk today.
by PTM May 19, 2006

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1. Phrase used to describe some fucked up shit.

2. Also can be used to describe something impossible

It ain't gonna happen. It's like telling a one legged duck to swim straight
by PTM May 10, 2006

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A special damp individual wearing tracktsuit.
Doing an aodhamair on it.
by ptm November 04, 2013

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