Oracle's definitions

lichfield

Shithole. Like the inside of George Bush's head (theres fuck all there).

We've been robbed! This lounge looks like Lichfield!!

by oracle December 17, 2004

hamster it

To crash or lose control of a vehicle at very high speed.
From Richard Hammond (also known as 'hamster') of BBC Top Gear, who in 2006 crashed a jet car at around 300mph.

"160mph? Careful you don't hamster it, son"

by oracle October 7, 2006

klub extreme

An extremely bad club in Golders Green, London. About the size of my living room, and filled with tossers with moustakis.

Someone: "Let's go to klub extreme!"
Me: "Let's not."

by oracle April 4, 2006

ANPR

Automatic Number Plate Recognition.
CCTV cameras used in the UK (and elsewhere) used to log road vehicle movements by reading the vehicle number plates using OCR technology.
ANPR is used to enforce the London congestion charge, in SPECS speed cameras, and from March 2006, all road vehicle movements on main roads in the UK (along with petrol stations, supermarkets and Motorway service areas) will be logged by the police for unspecified purposes.

"Watch out, ANPR up ahead"

by oracle February 27, 2006

deanth

An underweight bag of weed. Mimics the system whereby an 'eighth' = 1/8 oz and a 'teenth' = 1/16 oz. In practice a 'deanth' will be a bag sold as an 'eighth' but weighing noticeably less.
Named for a dealer who regularly sold such short measures.

"An eighth my arse, this is more of a deanth!"

by oracle December 9, 2008

tammeth

Dialect pronounciation of Tamworth. Derogitary term for those of Tamworth origin (or tammies, as opposed to brummies of Birmingham origin.

Hes proper tammeth, dont know his arse from his elbow.

by oracle March 12, 2004

baconed

To be attacked, beaten, apprehended or ticketed by a policeman. From the bacony connotations of 'police'.

You know when you've been baconed

by oracle April 6, 2009