Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Oracle

jobs a good'un

Midland exclamation at an unexpectedly good outcome of a bad situation.

Forklift driver: "Yeah, I smashed a load of those boxes whan I put them on the pallet. Put loads of shrink wrap on, nobody noticed, jobs a good'un"

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Variant of "Fuck me" (exclamation, not invitation).

Shit me, i've got to go- i've parked on double yellow

shit me by oracle March 12, 2004

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1: Was prosecuted.
2: Was defrauded.
3: Was fucked (in any sense).

1: "Daves got done for stopping on a red route"
2: "I got done for that saxo, it cost me £3000"
3: "She got done by steve after the club"

got done by oracle March 12, 2004

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Or "Double yellows"- twin yellow lines down the side of a road which indicate no parking.

Hurry up, i've parked on double yellow

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Alternative (eg internet) spelling of bollocks, as used by Gav Bell.

On msn: "bollix left me fukin mobile at uni"

bollix by oracle March 12, 2004

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Large council estate (US: "Project") in north Birmingham. Full of burning cars and gunfights.

"Shit me how did we end up in castle vale?!? Lock the doors.."

castle vale by oracle March 12, 2004

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Small village near Tamworth, full of scallies. Term for slag.

"Shes a bit Polesworth"

Polesworth by oracle March 12, 2004

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