Oracle's definitions

carphone warehouse

See scam. Very crap mobile phone shop chain. Sell your new mobile number to scouse spammers.

Those fuckin scouse insurance salesmen are calling me again... bloody Carphone Warehouse...

by oracle March 12, 2004

spaghetti junction

Junction 6 of the M6 in north Birmingham. Intersection of the M6, A38(M), A38, and A5127. Most complex junction in UK. Notorious for jams, busiest section of road in Europe.

"Theres a 20 mile tailback from spaghetti..."

by oracle January 25, 2005

bum stitches

Tamworth term for slag. From a certain local girl who needed her arsehole stitched after heavy anal sex.

"Jesus, shes a case for Bum Stitches"

by oracle March 12, 2004

sunshine coach

UK equiv. of short bus.

Oh no! Not the Sunshine Coach!

by oracle March 12, 2004

M25

Large car park near London, used as Motorway at night.

Im stuck on the M25

by oracle February 5, 2004

cut up

Simalar to cut in, cut off. To drive in a manner that disrupts someone else, e.g to pull in to another lane of a road and force someone already in that lane to brake harshly to avoid a crash.

I was cut up AGAIN by audi man on the M1 last sunday.

by oracle January 31, 2005

artic

Articulated lorry, used for very fat woman. See also curtainsider.

PS The cold place is the ARCTIC, dumbass.

Shes a bit of an artic.

by oracle March 12, 2004