Octopod's definitions

knock over

To hold up or rob.

In New Orleans, every week someone tries to knock over a Popeye's Chicken store.

by octopod June 21, 2004

bala busteh

An expert housekeeper; by extension, an expert at other things. Fr. Hebrew or Aramaic via Yiddish.

That Hillary can bake cookies, but she's no bala busteh!

by Octopod November 8, 2003

snot rag

handkerchief; tissue; kleenex

Throw that filthy snot rag in the trash, piggo!

by Octopod November 6, 2003

French looking

Unfriendly description of the appalling John Kerry. See Chiraqistan, nation of weasels.

The French looking one and the Breck girl, two asshole buddies, are traveling around the country looking for dumb shits to vote for them.

by octopod July 11, 2004

Aggie joke

Joke starring allegedly dumb Texas A & M types. Cf. Polish joke, Newfie jokes in Canada (see Newfie left; Portuguese jokes in Brazil.

Lookit that hound lick his balls! Ah wish Ah could do that!
Go ahead! He don't bite!

by octopod December 1, 2003

R. Crumb

The greatest artist of the twentieth century. Comix, wisdom, and more.

R. Crumb's Mr. Natural is a brilliantly conceived character.

by octopod November 10, 2003

plumbing

The reproductive system (gender neutral).

She went to the OB-GYN to have her plumbing checked out.

by Octopod November 6, 2003