Octopod's definitions

heartbreak

1. Symptom of psoraisis
2. Metaphor for sadness after loss of familiar cunt, cock, or affection. or by extension, any disappointment.

1. You don't have to suffer from the heartbreak of psoraisis. Just buy our medication.
2. I suffered great heartbreak after Algor lost the election and then his marbles.

by octopod February 18, 2004

candy ass

Coward, chicken, pussy, effete cookie-pusher

That candy ass not only wouldn't go to Iraq, he wouldn't go east of Sepulveda

by Octopod November 7, 2003

Gotham

The big city, the Big Apple, etc. From superhero comics.

The arch-criminal Lex Luthor plans to steal all the bearer bonds in Gotham.

by octopod May 29, 2004

shrinkage

What happens to your pecker in cold water. From a Seinfeld episode.

"Lorena, I don't really have a needle dick. I just got out of the pool!"
"Here, let me cut it off with these nail scissors,"

by Octopod November 21, 2003

pajamahadeen

Bloggers, especially the conservative ones who attacked Dan Rather so vigorously.

The pajamahadeen demolished CBS's defense of the forged documents.

by octopod September 19, 2004

pony up

Pay up; pay the two dollars.

We've been drinking for two days. Now it's time for you to pony up your share.

by octopod February 7, 2004

Doc in the box

Any doctor at a walk-in clinic.

I thought I had the clap, so I went to see the Doc in the box. He gave me a shot.

by octopod December 7, 2003