205 definitions by Octopod

A movie rating for films they add a few "oh, shits" to so it will appeal to pre-adolescents.
Say shit a few times, Manny, so this flick won't be G-rated.
by octopod November 23, 2003
Zip it up. I won't fuck you.
Can I just stick it in a little? I'm so horny!

I'd let you, but I don't want to ruin our friendship.
by octopod July 11, 2004
A bit from a comedy or other showbiz routine; by extension, any person's idiosyncratic performance. From Yiddish "shtick" = Ger. "stuck", meaning "piece."
I asked him for me $20 back, and he went into his usual shtick -- something about losing at pinochle.
by octopod January 23, 2004
What happens to your pecker in cold water. From a Seinfeld episode.
"Lorena, I don't really have a needle dick. I just got out of the pool!"
"Here, let me cut it off with these nail scissors,"
by Octopod November 21, 2003
An ironic riposte to an emotional or invective-laden tirade, meaning, more or less, "You've achieved the maximum of outrage."
So you say the teacher is a festering, mold-encrusted, reeking squid.

Now tell us how you really feel!
by octopod May 27, 2006
The detail (usually unpleasant) that changes everything.
The kicker was, Mephisto was supposed to get Faust's soul -- forever!
by Octopod November 09, 2003
An adult female of Jewish persuasion or background. Very old-fashioned.
She's the Jewess in Jewess jeans.
-- Gilda Rader, Saturday Night Live
by octopod June 13, 2004

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