Octopod's definitions

sock it to me

Let me have it! Do your worst! Rock my world! Used on a Nixon-era TV comedy show starring Rowan & Martin.

Sock it to me!
(A pail full of water hits the speaker's face.)

by octopod November 9, 2003

shit from shinola

Naive, stupid. Can't tell one's ass from first base; see Shinola.

"That yahoo can't tell shit from shinola"
"That geologist can't tell schist from shinola."

by Octopod November 6, 2003

wang

Penis, pecker, schlong, dong, ding-a-ling, winker, willy, johnson, prick, cock, meat-stick, skin flute, virile member, organ, putz.

The principal caught us smoking, but he might not have suspended us. Then I told him to suck my wang . . .

by octopod May 30, 2006

nation of weasels

Land of dhimmis; Chiraqistan, aka France.

The Nation of Weasels think only they have intellect or taste.

by octopod June 27, 2004

marriage of convenience

A marriage entered into for show, for money, for prestige, but definitely not our of romantic love.

Diana didn't realize that for Charles, it was a marriage of convenience.

by Octopod November 8, 2003

five fingers Mary

A wanker's girlfriend.

Ever since Sheila broke up with me I've been dating five fingers Mary.

by octopod November 25, 2003

Afro-Saxon

A person of African origin who is more British than the British, or follows outdated patterns of Englishness. West Indian.

Some Afro-Saxons even dress for dinner. Do they read Evelyn Waugh?

by Octopod November 8, 2003