Octopod's definitions

shed a tear for Ireland

urinate, take a leak, drain the lizard

"Before we leave this joint, let me shed a tear for Ireland."

by Octopod September 25, 2003

brass monkey

A metaphorical thermometer. See witch's tit.

"It's cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass money!"

by octopod May 29, 2004

Afro-Saxon

A person of African origin who is more British than the British, or follows outdated patterns of Englishness. West Indian.

Some Afro-Saxons even dress for dinner. Do they read Evelyn Waugh?

by Octopod November 8, 2003

buttboy

1. Catamite, an adolescent homosexual "mistress."
2. A sycophant, yes man, or brown nose.

A certain singer's butt boy ratted him out to the cops.

by octopod November 23, 2003

hair of dog

Alcoholic beverage drunk the morning after a bender as a hangover cure. Time for a twelve step program.

F. Scott woke up at 10:00 and treated himself to a hair of the dog that bit him.

by octopod November 5, 2003

Sandstone

Famout orgy-house and "commune" in Topanga, California in the '70s.

I went to Sandstone and didn't just have a three-way; it was a ten-way! Miss that place!

by octopod November 30, 2003

plumbing

The reproductive system (gender neutral).

She went to the OB-GYN to have her plumbing checked out.

by Octopod November 6, 2003