Harlem River whitefish

A floating condom.

I was sculling on the Harlem River last Saturday. The water was full of Harlem River whitefish. AIDS prevention must be making progress.

by octopod January 17, 2009

rastaman

Rastafarian.

Marley was a rastaman. Irie!

by Octopod November 08, 2003

panties in a knot

Agitated, upset, anxious. Cf. knickers in a twist.

Bitch, so I sold your children for crack! Don't get your panties in a knot!

by Octopod November 08, 2003

ass-fucked

Anally penetrated."

"Don't pick up the soap," or you'll get ass-fucked.

by Octopod November 08, 2003

rock paper scissors

Children's hand game of chance: scissors cuts paper, paper wraps rock, rock breaks scissors.

My turn! No, mine! Let's play rock paper scissors.

by octopod July 11, 2004

cornuto

Cuckold, literally one who has "horns," the Latin symbol of cuckoldry. From the Italian.

Cornuto, get your stinkin' Fiat out of the intersection.

by octopod December 27, 2003

shvug

A Yiddish term of derision for a stupid nigger. Related, possibly, to shvartzer.

When they arrested the shvug, the trap was still clamped on his hand. They had to take him to the hospital.

by octopod May 04, 2009