Octopod's definitions

Serbian necktie

Method of assassination, in which the throat is slit and the victim's tongue is pulled through the cut, thus creating the impression of a grotesque cravat.

They found five Albanians in the ditch being devoured by wild dogs; each had a Serbian necktie.

by octopod February 22, 2008

birdcage liner

A newspaper you don't like. See puppy trainer.

The New York Times used to be the Newspaper of Record. Now it's a birdcage liner.

by octopod April 20, 2006

asshole buddies

Pals, accused of being so close they have become fudge packers.

John Kerry and the Breck girl weren't exactly asshole buddies until Kerry bit his tongue and chose him for Veep.

by octopod July 11, 2004

intromissio in ano

Latin for "sticking it up the ass; term used for butt-fucking or cornholing in old-fashioned books, back when the well-bred knew Latin and hoi polloi didn't.

Intromissio in ano is legally defined as the great crime against nature.

by octopod June 12, 2004

knickers in a twist

Agitated, anxious, in a tizz. British, Strine, and New Zealand. Cf. panties in a knot.

Don't get your knickers in a twist. The Frogs are just that way.

by Octopod November 7, 2003

mass quantities

Any amount of food or drink. "Coneheads" expression.

Consume mass quantities of beer, or its back to Remulac with you!

by Octopod November 6, 2003

kicker

The detail (usually unpleasant) that changes everything.

The kicker was, Mephisto was supposed to get Faust's soul -- forever!

by Octopod November 9, 2003