OSCAR's definitions

Oscar

a cuban guy that lives in miami that has a big cock and bangs a lot of chicks

That guy is hung like a pringles can and is surrounded by hot chicks...that must be Oscar

by oscar February 6, 2004

110997

a large number not commonly used by vergitarian squaredancers

'I like, never use 110997 in a sentence, do you?'
'no, why would I say 110997?'
'aah, your a vegitarian squaredancer I just know it'
':$'

by oscar February 16, 2005

Nomar Garciaparra

Nomar Garciaparra... YEH FUCKIN RITE try Nomar Gayciaparra... He is gay with Lo Merloni and u assholes might say wat about Mia Hamm shes a lebian with sum 1 yet to be named (Rosie O Donnel?????). WHY IN THE HELL WOULD THE SOX BRING BAK THAT SAP MERLONI?? Wat in the fuck did he do for us ooo wait i no he hit a whopping 2 homeruns and batted in an astounding 19 runs. well anyways thatnks for takin the time to read my definition

Carlos: Man this is Gayciaparra lets leave.
Oscar: This ios so Rosie O Donnel

by Oscar September 18, 2004

twat shot

A blunt force to the vaginal area causing much discomfort.

Lauren nailed Amanda with t a huge twat shot

by Oscar March 13, 2005

Reeboks Classics

Sick shoes put out by Reebok that are very comfortable and stylish even when they're too big for you.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And NOw I have to add eextra words to this def

by Oscar January 8, 2005

pussy faggot

Hector when he goes to La Boom and sits down as other guys pick up chicks and dance.

"Hector is a pussy faggot!"
"Don't be a pussy faggot and just sit there!"
"Damn pussy faggot! Just sitting there and shit and doing nothing!"
"Pussy faggots get no chicks!"

by Oscar March 7, 2005

Scooby Doo

Stupid ass cartoon dog who teaches kids they need no moral ethics by selling out in every fuckin' appearance he'll ever make in his sad life. If you listen to him speaks it's crystal clear he has an alhchol problem.

Shaggy:Scooby wanna go get the Ghost?
Scobby:Ruurr roor rappy
Shaggy:How 'bout for a Scooby Snack?
Scooby:rror rur rappy
Shaggy:How 'bout for-(stops short) Scooby put down that bottle of Tequila
Scooby:Rorr Ruur Rappy
Shaggy:For 2 Scooby Snacks?
Scooby:(Stumbles and rolls around in his own vomit and own urine) Righ Rappy

by Oscar September 20, 2004