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Shitty sinkerballer for the red Sox. He likes too suck gigantic gorrila penis. He has a beard so nobody notices the gorilla cum on his mouth. He always blows and is fucking the Red Sox as we speak. He especially enjoys licking the hair off the testicles of donkeys
by Oscar September 18, 2004
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Get the gizzard mug.Stupid ass cartoon dog who teaches kids they need no moral ethics by selling out in every fuckin' appearance he'll ever make in his sad life. If you listen to him speaks it's crystal clear he has an alhchol problem.
Shaggy:Scooby wanna go get the Ghost?
Scobby:Ruurr roor rappy
Shaggy:How 'bout for a Scooby Snack?
Scooby:rror rur rappy
Shaggy:How 'bout for-(stops short) Scooby put down that bottle of Tequila
Scooby:Rorr Ruur Rappy
Shaggy:For 2 Scooby Snacks?
Scooby:(Stumbles and rolls around in his own vomit and own urine) Righ Rappy
Scobby:Ruurr roor rappy
Shaggy:How 'bout for a Scooby Snack?
Scooby:rror rur rappy
Shaggy:How 'bout for-(stops short) Scooby put down that bottle of Tequila
Scooby:Rorr Ruur Rappy
Shaggy:For 2 Scooby Snacks?
Scooby:(Stumbles and rolls around in his own vomit and own urine) Righ Rappy
by Oscar September 20, 2004
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by Oscar March 13, 2005
Get the twat shot mug.Nomar Garciaparra... YEH FUCKIN RITE try Nomar Gayciaparra... He is gay with Lo Merloni and u assholes might say wat about Mia Hamm shes a lebian with sum 1 yet to be named (Rosie O Donnel?????). WHY IN THE HELL WOULD THE SOX BRING BAK THAT SAP MERLONI?? Wat in the fuck did he do for us ooo wait i no he hit a whopping 2 homeruns and batted in an astounding 19 runs. well anyways thatnks for takin the time to read my definition
by Oscar September 18, 2004
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