OSCAR's definitions

chonch

a vagina ,a stupid person, a jackass

I want to eat her chonch..That guy is a chonch...don't be a chonch..it is a universal word just like fuck...

by oscar February 5, 2004

Weed

All you monkeys can do your acis and weed and coke in your pipe and shove it up your asses cause it will ruine your life like it did mine
"Git er done"

Dawg: come on lets smoke some good shit.

Oscar: That shit is dumb and if u make me do it i will kick all ur asses because that shit is just dumb
"Git er Done"

by Oscar December 21, 2004

gizzard

a silly way of calling a friend

what's up gizzard...also what's up gizz...

by oscar February 5, 2004

BIOYA

An acronym for Blow it out your ass

Annoying ass bitch on my Dick: You're an assshole, Oscar, try being happy
Oscar:BIOYA, you fuckin' dickhead

by Oscar November 27, 2004

toblerone

The sharp, stinging ache that occurs in the penis after either a long, furious wank, or a series of many short quick wanks.
Feels as though the penis is changing shape- hence the term 'Toblerone'

"Man, i beat off so much last night i got a Toblerone!"

by Oscar September 2, 2004

poopsmithy

Homestar-esque slang for toilet.

The King of Town is on the toilet:
The King of Town is at the poopsmithy

I need to visit the little boy's room:
I need to get my tushy mended at the poopsmithy

by Oscar January 11, 2005

-//-

2 fingers at the top of the nose between the 2 eyes. usually done by somebody who is so l33t that when a non-l33t person makes a stupid joke, he does -//-

sometimes this cannot be avoided and incontrolable, a lot of the times, another l33t person must come to the resque.

loser: What is green and has 3 legs?
another loser: uuuh... a crippled frog?
üB3rl337 P3rs0N: -//-

by oscar June 22, 2006