50 definitions by Newton Orchid

Smockumentary

It is a regular documentary, EXCEPT IT IS ABOUT SMOCKS

- I am interested in learning more about smock culture
- Let me recommend to you a terrific smockumentary that you absolutely must watch.

by Newton Orchid October 9, 2018

Van Goghnuts

Doughnuts but very artisanal.

I am very classy so I eat Van Goghnuts

by Newton Orchid October 8, 2018

Fungeon

Dungeon but fun and with no torture

I hope this castle has a fungeon!

by Newton Orchid October 8, 2018

Trimp

Small fingers and penis combination.

How's your new man, Lois?
We broke up, he was kinda a Trimp.
Oh yuck, that means small hands and penis

by Newton Orchid October 8, 2018

Slim Eddie

Edible marijuana that does not work very well

How was that edible marijuana, Fran.

Not very good. It did not work. It was a real Slim Eddie, if you know what I mean.

by Newton Orchid October 8, 2018

Drench fries

Frwnch fries, but with too much vinnegar

Look at all this vinnegar! I ordered French fries, not Drench fries

by Newton Orchid October 8, 2018

Windy City Toodaloo

A fart before leaving, usually in a doorway.

DUDE, YOU SAID THE WINDY CITY TOODALOO STARTES IN WINNIPEG BUT MY UNCLE IN CHICAGO SAYS IT STARTED THERE

by Newton Orchid October 8, 2018