50 definitions by Newton Orchid

Sad Max

The plot of mad max, but max is more sad.

Sad Max is sadder than Mad Max

by Newton Orchid October 8, 2018

Devil's Toothpick

Drinking game popularized at Georgia Prep in the 1980s. Not a weird sex thing.

Wow, Bart O'Kavanaugh and Squi went pretty wild last night. After they finished ralphing, they did the devil's toothpick

by Newton Orchid October 8, 2018

Flair Dry

Air drying but with screaming "whoooooo."

I'll call you back, I'm just trying to flair dry my hair

by Newton Orchid October 8, 2018

Brotester

Will go to political protest, but never alone, only with some bros.

Jamie is a bit of a brotester - he only seems medium interested in the cause, I think he's just here to hang out and show off his porkxedo.

by Newton Orchid October 8, 2018

Smorking

Verb: to smork a smigarette.

I wish I could quit smorking! It is so addictive.

by Newton Orchid October 8, 2018

Spin the Fish

Spin the bottle game, but you are out of bottle so use fish instead

You have to kiss Sophie! Those are the rules of spin the fish!

by Newton Orchid October 8, 2018

Pantaloonatic

Crazy guy in old-timey pants.

Must be a full moon, so many pantaloonatics are out tonight.

by Newton Orchid November 16, 2018