Nate's definitions

lma

A sarcastic derivative of lmao, lma means that you know what your friend just said was a horrible joke that he is laughing, and you think it was pathetic and don't really want to laugh at it all.

Person 1: Why did the republican cross the road?
Person 2: ?
Person 1: TO KILL BABIES!! LOLOLOLOL
Person 2: lma...
Person 1: *explodes*

by Nate August 12, 2004

Clan match

When two teams in a video game fight each other to see whos better

we have a clan match tomorrow against the rainy mafia

by nate August 12, 2004

omfD

Oh My Fucking.... die.
When someone says something that they think is amazing and you think is insignificant and that the person who said the original mark does not deserve to breathe the same air as you.

Person 1: DUDE THE DELL GUY GOT ARRESTED!!11
Person 2: OMF...D?
Person 1: Nooooo! *dies an awful death*
*Person 1 grows up to be the next porn legend, is rich, and is worshiped by all for his extreme coolness.*

by Nate August 13, 2004

Toxic shocker

An variant of the Shocker where two fingers are placed in the rectum and one finger in the vagina. May also be called Toxic shock syndrome

She didnt like the shocker so I reversed it an gave er a Toxic shocker.

by Nate August 26, 2004

kaln

noun

Based from the word clan, kaln is used in the stead of klan in situations where a person wishes to make oneself appear elitist or l33t online without the implications of involvment with the ku klux klan.

It's origins are actually from a person's online misspelling of klan, of which they did not mind the racist association.

OMG! giv me my stuff back i'll get my kaln to kick your ass!

by Nate August 31, 2004

Westwood

That one show on HBO about cowboys

Man Westwood is the worst show i ever watched thasts why it got canceled

by Nate September 11, 2004

Spice Girls

The best effin girl band EVER!!!!

Viva Forever, I'll be waiting, everlasting, like the sun, live forever, for the moment, ever searching, for the one.

by Nate September 24, 2004