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Oh My Fucking.... die.
When someone says something that they think is amazing and you think is insignificant and that the person who said the original mark does not deserve to breathe the same air as you.
Person 1: DUDE THE DELL GUY GOT ARRESTED!!11
Person 2: OMF...D?
Person 1: Nooooo! *dies an awful death*
*Person 1 grows up to be the next porn legend, is rich, and is worshiped by all for his extreme coolness.*
by Nate August 13, 2004
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Adjective dictating one who is overly nerdy. It's use is limited, but powerful.
nate your friends are really nerded..up (Nate, your friends are really nerded up.)
by Nate July 4, 2004
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to accidently delete your own account by putting your own name in the entry field thats clearly says "delete account"

aka being polish
phew, I almost pulled a shattered, but then I seen the big red button that said "delete account" and decieded not to click it
by Nate January 13, 2004
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Not an acronim for anything but is said when you want someone to calm down.
Hey man youre getting worked up, wtz, calm down, dont worry about it.
by Nate April 1, 2005
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God bless Ron Jeremy! You know if he wasn't a porn star, he couldn't get laid without paying for it! And the only reason he's a porn star is because he is blesse with a 10-inch schlong!
I walked in on your sister getting fucked doggystyle by Ron Jeremy!
by Nate June 13, 2003
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cum, nut... etc usually used sarcastically between recently pubescent teens or really drunk adults
i spread my hump butter on her muffin
by Nate March 28, 2005
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an exclamation normally used in poker after winning a hand that seemed impossible
by Nate February 26, 2005
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