Napoleon BonerPart's definitions

Mr Flibbertyflobbert

My cock , when it’s on the slack

Are you horny Napoleon ?

No, sadly not . I’m at home to Mr Flibbertyflobbert

by Napoleon BonerPart February 22, 2023

Blofelds Cat

When a woman dyes her pubes so utterly blonde , that they take on the likeness of Bond Villan Blofelds Cat

I kid you not Timothy , her blart was so incandescent that it instantly reminded me of Blofelds Cat

by Napoleon BonerPart February 6, 2023

filthy concrete

Male Ejaculate . Semen Spunk Sperm

I asked him not to , and to pull out , but that inconsiderate bastard tipped his filthy concrete into my uterus and now I’m probably up the duff

by Napoleon BonerPart February 3, 2023

map of bonanza

Referring to the introductory cinematic moments at the beginning of the cowboy series “Bonanza” , where the map of their farm ( the Ponderosa ) was prominently displayed on screen , only for it to catch fire from behind , with the little inferno commencing with a smallish ring of fire .

Christ, Love - that curry you made last night was a bit lively - I’ve just got up this morning , gone for a shite , and my arse is like the feckin map of bonanza

by Napoleon BonerPart February 3, 2023

fag burn in a fur coat

Prefixed with “he would go for” , relating to a habitually unfussy gentleman who would target any useable hole in which to place his throbbing urgent member .

That desperate fucker would go for a fag burn in a fur coat

Dennis was not fussy where he put his cock. To be quite honest , he would go for a fag burn in a fur coat

by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023

bumeholé

Invisible 10th planet in the solar system .
The twin of Uranus .

There’s no rings around Uranus , are there any rings around bumeholé ?

by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023

hamburger shot

Photograph taken of a naked woman’s nethers , from behind when she is lying on her side , legs together - with her beefcurtains squished together and the gash itself sandwiched tightly between them , thus resembling a decently assembled hamburger

She let me take some dirty snaps for the wankbank and I manager to get a fabulous hamburger shot

by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023