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Mr Flibbertyflobbert

Are you horny Napoleon ?

No, sadly not . I’m at home to Mr Flibbertyflobbert
by Napoleon BonerPart February 22, 2023
mugGet the Mr Flibbertyflobbertmug.

Blofelds Cat

When a woman dyes her pubes so utterly blonde , that they take on the likeness of Bond Villan Blofelds Cat
I kid you not Timothy , her blart was so incandescent that it instantly reminded me of Blofelds Cat
by Napoleon BonerPart February 6, 2023
mugGet the Blofelds Catmug.

filthy concrete

Male Ejaculate . Semen Spunk Sperm
I asked him not to , and to pull out , but that inconsiderate bastard tipped his filthy concrete into my uterus and now I’m probably up the duff
by Napoleon BonerPart February 3, 2023
mugGet the filthy concretemug.

map of bonanza

Referring to the introductory cinematic moments at the beginning of the cowboy series “Bonanza” , where the map of their farm ( the Ponderosa ) was prominently displayed on screen , only for it to catch fire from behind , with the little inferno commencing with a smallish ring of fire .
Christ, Love - that curry you made last night was a bit lively - I’ve just got up this morning , gone for a shite , and my arse is like the feckin map of bonanza
by Napoleon BonerPart February 3, 2023
mugGet the map of bonanzamug.

fag burn in a fur coat

Prefixed with “he would go for” , relating to a habitually unfussy gentleman who would target any useable hole in which to place his throbbing urgent member .

That desperate fucker would go for a fag burn in a fur coat
Dennis was not fussy where he put his cock. To be quite honest , he would go for a fag burn in a fur coat
by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023
mugGet the fag burn in a fur coatmug.

bumeholé

Invisible 10th planet in the solar system .
The twin of Uranus .
There’s no rings around Uranus , are there any rings around bumeholé ?
by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023
mugGet the bumeholémug.

hamburger shot

Photograph taken of a naked woman’s nethers , from behind when she is lying on her side , legs together - with her beefcurtains squished together and the gash itself sandwiched tightly between them , thus resembling a decently assembled hamburger
She let me take some dirty snaps for the wankbank and I manager to get a fabulous hamburger shot
by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023
mugGet the hamburger shotmug.

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