Napoleon BonerPart's definitions

boabys helmet

the bellend , the glans of the penis , the “hat”

Christ , Sharon - you should have seen how purple his boabys helmet went when I tickled his ballsack

by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023

Watchmakers Eye

The result of excessive anal straining , following a particularly strenuous session of attempting and succeeding to pass a stool with a girth that exceeds the maximum elasticity of one’s sphincter

Fuck sake , that was a whopper of a copper bolt I’ve just shat out …. My arsehole is sticking out like a watchmakers eye

by Napoleon BonerPart February 6, 2023

filthy concrete

Male Ejaculate . Semen Spunk Sperm

I asked him not to , and to pull out , but that inconsiderate bastard tipped his filthy concrete into my uterus and now I’m probably up the duff

by Napoleon BonerPart February 3, 2023

Mr Flibbertyflobbert

My cock , when it’s on the slack

Are you horny Napoleon ?

No, sadly not . I’m at home to Mr Flibbertyflobbert

by Napoleon BonerPart February 22, 2023

SkatBat

Woman star of fourth rate shit eating low budget movies

That bitch sucks turds , she’s a SkatBat

by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023

mammarydukeelliots

The tits , the rack , the Winston Bazoomies ,

The dead heat in a zeppelin race , the hooters, the melons , the jugulars, the paps, the jubblies, the dirty pillows, the doodaas,

The chates, the diddys, the breasticles, the fun bags , the gakkies, the headlamps,

I guess you get the idea …
The Mammary Duke-Elliots

Despite being a pretty ancient fossil , Toyah Wilcox has got one fabulous pair of Mammary Duke Elliots

Mammarydukeelliots

by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023

Disnaeland

Scottish expression for some of the more deprived areas of the country , such as Wester Hailes in Edinburgh , Most of Glasgow , Mid Craigie or Beechwood in Dundee , Manor or Tillydrone , or Torry in Aberdeen and the entirety of Kirkcaldy amongst others - parodying “Disneyland” and based on

disnae pay the rent

disnae pay the electric

disnae pay the Cooncil Tax

Etc etc

Kirkcaldy - or as we know it , Disnaeland

by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023