The FartingFlapper . Particularly applicable to long dangly pissflaps of a well used ladies front bottom. Cuntlips like rashers of bacon.
Monstrous beef curtains .
Monstrous beef curtains .
Dave , that woman’s labia was weird . I grabbed both sides of her fartingflapper and pulled her on like an old welly boot
by Napoleon BonerPart February 22, 2023
Get the fartingflappermug. Specific trousers , with strong knee patches , worn by those given to kneeling down and rimming the anuses or dung boxes of others
by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023
Get the Dunger-eezmug. Lesbian . Gay woman.
Typically the more “masculine” of the relationship, given to the wearing of Doc Martens to complement her crew cut hair and dungarees
Typically the more “masculine” of the relationship, given to the wearing of Doc Martens to complement her crew cut hair and dungarees
by Napoleon BonerPart February 04, 2023
Get the prefers the flatter shoemug. Rhyming Slang for Shiter, meaning the anal sphincter , or the cigar cutter, or the old balloon knot, the hoop , the tea towel holder etc . Sometimes shortened to just Ronson , in typical Lindon cockney style
The Ronson Lighter
The Ronson Lighter
See that idea of me paying for your electric bill ? Well, you can ram that right up your fuckin Ronson .
Ronson Lighter
Ronson Lighter
by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023
Get the Ronson lightermug. by Napoleon BonerPart February 04, 2023
Get the diddy rollmug. The result of excessive anal straining , following a particularly strenuous session of attempting and succeeding to pass a stool with a girth that exceeds the maximum elasticity of one’s sphincter
Fuck sake , that was a whopper of a copper bolt I’ve just shat out …. My arsehole is sticking out like a watchmakers eye
by Napoleon BonerPart February 06, 2023
Get the Watchmakers Eyemug. Christ , Sharon - you should have seen how purple his boabys helmet went when I tickled his ballsack
by Napoleon BonerPart February 04, 2023
Get the boabys helmetmug.