Napoleon BonerPart's definitions
Scottish expression for some of the more deprived areas of the country , such as Wester Hailes in Edinburgh , Most of Glasgow , Mid Craigie or Beechwood in Dundee , Manor or Tillydrone , or Torry in Aberdeen and the entirety of Kirkcaldy amongst others - parodying “Disneyland” and based on
disnae pay the rent
disnae pay the electric
disnae pay the Cooncil Tax
Etc etc
disnae pay the rent
disnae pay the electric
disnae pay the Cooncil Tax
Etc etc
by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023

by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023

The tits , the rack , the Winston Bazoomies ,
The dead heat in a zeppelin race , the hooters, the melons , the jugulars, the paps, the jubblies, the dirty pillows, the doodaas,
The chates, the diddys, the breasticles, the fun bags , the gakkies, the headlamps,
I guess you get the idea …
The Mammary Duke-Elliots
The dead heat in a zeppelin race , the hooters, the melons , the jugulars, the paps, the jubblies, the dirty pillows, the doodaas,
The chates, the diddys, the breasticles, the fun bags , the gakkies, the headlamps,
I guess you get the idea …
The Mammary Duke-Elliots
Despite being a pretty ancient fossil , Toyah Wilcox has got one fabulous pair of Mammary Duke Elliots
Mammarydukeelliots
Mammarydukeelliots
by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023

The pleasurable sensation that fizzes through the scrote when almost unbearably sexually excited .
Usually caused when a woman you highly desire plays with your goolies and tickles the back of the sack or the gooch
Usually caused when a woman you highly desire plays with your goolies and tickles the back of the sack or the gooch
Imelda teased the fuck outta my ball bag and gave me tingly balls. A second or so later I nutted all over her belly . Fuckin marvellous !
by Napoleon BonerPart February 23, 2023

Tagnuts , klinker, dangleberries, snapdarlichs, The irritating hard little nuggets of shite that can result after being left to cook off in the body’s own heat after failing to correctly wipe the anus following a copious but successful sit-down visit
Marjorie had to deal with her elderly father in law after the old cunt fell over in the parlour . He somehow was devoid of suitable trousering and had in addition , become parted from his Y’s She had to then bear witness to a significant quantity of snitklinkers that was fiercely attached to his third eye lashes and would appear to have been so for several weeks
by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023

by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023

Rhyming Slang for Shiter, meaning the anal sphincter , or the cigar cutter, or the old balloon knot, the hoop , the tea towel holder etc . Sometimes shortened to just Ronson , in typical Lindon cockney style
The Ronson Lighter
The Ronson Lighter
See that idea of me paying for your electric bill ? Well, you can ram that right up your fuckin Ronson .
Ronson Lighter
Ronson Lighter
by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023
