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Napoleon BonerPart's definitions

Calfs Nostril

A particularly wet and drippy ladies front bottom , usually bereft of pubes, that is in a state of expectant imminent receipt of a tumescent male seeding tube .

A fanny like a calf’s nostril
See that sister of hers over there , well her muff was like a calfs nostril for me last weekend so I pumped her full of man fat
by Napoleon BonerPart February 3, 2023
mugGet the Calfs Nostrilmug.

mouse in a telescope

Do me a favour Sweetheart , dive into my handbag and bring me a mouse in a telescope , there’s a handful of them in there .
I thought I only needed a piss , but the monkeys nose is bleeding
by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023
mugGet the mouse in a telescopemug.

football pool eyes

Descriptive expression used when observing some unfortunate fucker who is so monstrously bosseyed that they have football pools eyes. One home and one away. Can be substituted for Pontoon Eyes, one twists and one sticks, or One on dip , One on full beam .
Did you notice the football pool eyes on that fecker? She doesnt know if its new year or New York , looking thru those fuckers
by Napoleon BonerPart February 6, 2023
mugGet the football pool eyesmug.

PretenderBender

One who fakes homosexuality in order to fit in with a group of genuine queers
See that fucker Monty - ?

He’s a bastard PretenderBender
by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023
mugGet the PretenderBendermug.

give us a shoogle

Scottish request made usually by an optimistic male , requesting to have a feel of a female’s breasticles

( often , but not always , denied )
Gie’s a shoogle of yer mammary duke-Elliot’s , darlin

Give us a shoogle
by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023
mugGet the give us a shooglemug.

how sooty feels

Descriptive expression used to highlight the sensations experienced during a medical rectal examination
Dr: Are you ok Sir ?

Me : Am I fuck OK , now I know how Sooty feels
by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023
mugGet the how sooty feelsmug.

mammarydukeelliots

The tits , the rack , the Winston Bazoomies ,

The dead heat in a zeppelin race , the hooters, the melons , the jugulars, the paps, the jubblies, the dirty pillows, the doodaas,

The chates, the diddys, the breasticles, the fun bags , the gakkies, the headlamps,

I guess you get the idea …
The Mammary Duke-Elliots
Despite being a pretty ancient fossil , Toyah Wilcox has got one fabulous pair of Mammary Duke Elliots

Mammarydukeelliots
by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023
mugGet the mammarydukeelliotsmug.

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