Napoleon BonerPart's definitions
by Napoleon BonerPart February 22, 2023
Get the Mr Flibbertyflobbertmug. When a woman dyes her pubes so utterly blonde , that they take on the likeness of Bond Villan Blofelds Cat
by Napoleon BonerPart February 6, 2023
Get the Blofelds Catmug. I asked him not to , and to pull out , but that inconsiderate bastard tipped his filthy concrete into my uterus and now I’m probably up the duff
by Napoleon BonerPart February 3, 2023
Get the filthy concretemug. Referring to the introductory cinematic moments at the beginning of the cowboy series “Bonanza” , where the map of their farm ( the Ponderosa ) was prominently displayed on screen , only for it to catch fire from behind , with the little inferno commencing with a smallish ring of fire .
Christ, Love - that curry you made last night was a bit lively - I’ve just got up this morning , gone for a shite , and my arse is like the feckin map of bonanza
by Napoleon BonerPart February 3, 2023
Get the map of bonanzamug. Prefixed with “he would go for” , relating to a habitually unfussy gentleman who would target any useable hole in which to place his throbbing urgent member .
That desperate fucker would go for a fag burn in a fur coat
That desperate fucker would go for a fag burn in a fur coat
Dennis was not fussy where he put his cock. To be quite honest , he would go for a fag burn in a fur coat
by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023
Get the fag burn in a fur coatmug. by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023
Get the bumeholémug. Photograph taken of a naked woman’s nethers , from behind when she is lying on her side , legs together - with her beefcurtains squished together and the gash itself sandwiched tightly between them , thus resembling a decently assembled hamburger
by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023
Get the hamburger shotmug.