Napoleon BonerPart's definitions
A particularly wet and drippy ladies front bottom , usually bereft of pubes, that is in a state of expectant imminent receipt of a tumescent male seeding tube .
A fanny like a calf’s nostril
A fanny like a calf’s nostril
See that sister of hers over there , well her muff was like a calfs nostril for me last weekend so I pumped her full of man fat
by Napoleon BonerPart February 3, 2023
Get the Calfs Nostrilmug. Do me a favour Sweetheart , dive into my handbag and bring me a mouse in a telescope , there’s a handful of them in there .
I thought I only needed a piss , but the monkeys nose is bleeding
I thought I only needed a piss , but the monkeys nose is bleeding
by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023
Get the mouse in a telescopemug. Descriptive expression used when observing some unfortunate fucker who is so monstrously bosseyed that they have football pools eyes. One home and one away. Can be substituted for Pontoon Eyes, one twists and one sticks, or One on dip , One on full beam .
Did you notice the football pool eyes on that fecker? She doesnt know if its new year or New York , looking thru those fuckers
by Napoleon BonerPart February 6, 2023
Get the football pool eyesmug. by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023
Get the PretenderBendermug. Scottish request made usually by an optimistic male , requesting to have a feel of a female’s breasticles
( often , but not always , denied )
( often , but not always , denied )
by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023
Get the give us a shooglemug. Descriptive expression used to highlight the sensations experienced during a medical rectal examination
by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023
Get the how sooty feelsmug. The tits , the rack , the Winston Bazoomies ,
The dead heat in a zeppelin race , the hooters, the melons , the jugulars, the paps, the jubblies, the dirty pillows, the doodaas,
The chates, the diddys, the breasticles, the fun bags , the gakkies, the headlamps,
I guess you get the idea …
The Mammary Duke-Elliots
The dead heat in a zeppelin race , the hooters, the melons , the jugulars, the paps, the jubblies, the dirty pillows, the doodaas,
The chates, the diddys, the breasticles, the fun bags , the gakkies, the headlamps,
I guess you get the idea …
The Mammary Duke-Elliots
Despite being a pretty ancient fossil , Toyah Wilcox has got one fabulous pair of Mammary Duke Elliots
Mammarydukeelliots
Mammarydukeelliots
by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023
Get the mammarydukeelliotsmug.