10 definitions by Myxamatosis
An extremely pretentious Bay Area publication that hates everything that isn't as "cool" as they are.
Typical East Bay Express review: "Citizen Kane was half an hour too long which completely ruined the entire movie and the story was pointless (Actually, the point was clearly stated but we are required to include the word "pointless" in all of our reviews.)
by Myxamatosis March 20, 2007
City in Northern California that is a lovely place to get shot in (This also applies to the city in Virgina).
by Myxamatosis October 8, 2006
Alexander Badr, also known as the Game Dude (YouTube name: alexander4488), is a whiny, egotistical game reviewer who is just a carbon copy of the Angry Video Game Nerd, minus any of the Nerd's wit or effort. He constantly revises his shitty game reviews while failing to realize that his reviews are still unfunny and boring to listen to. He constantly checks YouTube to see if anybody's mocking his lack of talent, and then make 7 videos bitching about the 6 minute long video that he's criticizing. He'll probably read this and post a video about it too (or make a definition glorifying himself)
"My God, that Kanye West's ego is reaching Game Dude proportions."
Game Dude: LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE MEEEEEEEEEEE!
Game Dude: LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE MEEEEEEEEEEE!
by Myxamatosis December 29, 2010
by Myxamatosis October 14, 2006
(N.) The ability to get every single person within earshot to sing along to a particular song whenever said song is heard, sung, or hummed. Derived from the Elton John song "Tiny Dancer." Other famous examples include "Bohemian Rhapsody," "Carry On, My Wayward Son," and the Super Mario Bros theme song.
The Tiny Dancer effect is put to use:
Serial killer: Any last words?
*Tiny Dancer starts playing*
Serial killer and victim: Blue jean baby/L.A. lady...
Serial killer: Any last words?
*Tiny Dancer starts playing*
Serial killer and victim: Blue jean baby/L.A. lady...
by Myxamatosis May 14, 2010
Battlefield Earth, Staying Alive, Broken Arrow, and Look Who's Talking Too are so bad they're travolting.
by Myxamatosis October 11, 2009
Dan Quayle: "The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."
by Myxamatosis October 28, 2006