dan quayle 

Our dumbest Vice President

Dan Quayle: "The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."

dan quayle by Myxamatosis October 28, 2006

Dan Quayle 

People rip on Bush for having speaking problems and a couple dumb quotes. However Dan Quayle beats him hands down (even though Quayle would suddenly look at his hands and say they are above his feet so he doesn't know what we are talking about)

Irritating Pro-Demo kid that is a disgrace to his party affliations: Bush sucks at life he is so stupid their has never been anyone as stupid as him in power!
Me: How 'bout Dan Quayle you douche bag.

Dan Quayle by P. Kaltenbach March 19, 2007

Dan Quayle 

A drink made by adding vodka to pickled quail egg juice, often served in shot glass with a pickled quail egg floater. Like the dim ex-vice-president, it's not bad at all, but there's no sense to it.

"Dang, we're out of pickled eggs. Well, at least we can make some good Dan Quayles with the rest of it!"

Dan Quayle by Kremlin Cole September 26, 2008

Dan Quayle 

A former Vice President who avoided the Vietnam War draft by joining the Indiana National Guard. He embarrassed George Bush by his unbelievably idiotic remarks. One such case was that he panned the popular TV show 'Murphy Brown' because the FICTIONAL main title character (portrayed by Candace Bergen) had an adulterous affair. It was 'against Family Values' in his book. He was too stupid to realize that it was just a comedic (with a little drama) FICTIONAL TV show, not 'encouraging' anything. A stuck-up spoiled immature dum-dum boy. A moron.

After George Bush lost his reelection bid to Bill Clinton in 1992, he stated that he was going to retire to be a full time grandpa, and write his memoirs. They came out nearly 9 years later. He's had a colorful illustrious life and many changes occurred during his 8 years as Reagan's Vice President and 4 as President. As for having Dan Quayle as his Vice President; all he wrote was, 'My God! What was I thinking?!!'.

Dan Quayle by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 16, 2024

Dan Quayle Moment

The Act of an obsession over an fictional character's moral values from a show, movie, book, or online video.

Paul Ryan had his Dan Quayle Moment when he complained about "House of Cards" character Frank Underwood whom he dislikes for having a affair with a staff reported while serving in the House Of Representatives.

Dan Quayle Moment by Libertatis August 18, 2014

Dan Quayle with tits 

See Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin is just Dan Quayle with tits.

Dan Quayle with tits by Assweepay January 17, 2009

Dan Quayle Moment

It describes a moment where someone says, in public, something incredibly stupid and idiotic. It is named after former US Vice President Dan Quayle who had done this on several occasions.

An example of a Dan Quayle Moment by Dan Quayle himself. "If we do not succeed, we run the risk of failure."

Dan Quayle Moment by Stinky Wiselteats October 27, 2015