5 definitions by Mook Bug

Skronk

A form of an explosive fart, that can be produced buy letting a high pressure fart while sitting flat on your butt in a bathtub full of water.

Debbie was no longer attracted to Darrell after she heard him skronk in the bathtub.

by Mook Bug July 28, 2019

The act of cutting a fart from a squatting position.....

Jerry was squatting down to get his keys, when he suddenly squarted in front of Amy.

by Mook Bug July 18, 2019

Having diarrhea farts while you are jogging or running......

Dan could not continue the triathlon.... He was stricken with a sudden case of Frictions Burritos......

by Mook Bug July 18, 2019

Inserting your pinky finger into a woman’s vagina, and then secretly smelling it in order to determine if her vagina is to stank to eat.

Susan was very upset when she found out what “stank the pink” meant. That must be why Dan stopped calling her.

by Mook Bug July 19, 2019

A form or shart that occurs when you are sick with diarrhea and upset stomach. Diasharts are often accompanied by a deep burning of the anus.

Aside from being sick with vomiting Ally was stricken we diasharts as well.

by Mook Bug July 18, 2019