A provoked absence of gas causing ruptures to circulate from the lining of the rectum. Methane is displaced at an exponential rate, causing explosive-like winds to emanate into the atmosphere. Can cause simultaneous chains of unstable farts which lead to skids and imminent death. To prevent excess damage aim the anus directly at the sun when the sensation of a build up of air in the bowels occurs. Common Side Effects: Blistering, Boils, Rashes, Buboes, Flaky Skin, Blood Clots and a Purple//Black Anal Cavity.
You are standing in a crowded area. You swivel round almost instantly aiming your anus towards the sun. "BOOooMmmm!!!!" You have now performed an explosive fart, congratulations.

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by DudeYouKnowE3Thing June 04, 2014

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