Mattyboyee's definitions

bowl clogger

A montrous defication of explosive bull ass proportions that binds the bowl up and prevents flushing. Not to be confused with a bowl cracker which is a dense and solid shit that fractures the porcelain.

I had to call roto-rooter again because I launched another bowl clogger.

by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003

Orificetra

A flatulently melodic group of people creating music with their orifices. The most impressive pieces of music are created by the corn eye by drinking brews and having eggs for breakfast. Nothing is more potent than beer farts combined with the forces of egg farts. Use of a clothespin or gas mask may be necessary when enduring a live performance of an orificetra.

All us back in Geek Squad had mad swamp ass from that air conditioner being broken and gas from drinkin beer the night before, we were all tooting from our fart boxes creating music as an Orificetra. We played the brown note sonata which was finished by a solo from the Schocker in high notes from his well tuned corn flute.

by Mattyboyee January 8, 2008

Yorn

How ghetto kids say "yours." Made popular by downtown Philadelphia ghetto boys.

Get yo hands off my shit that aint yorn!
That's my candy it aint yorn.

by Mattyboyee February 19, 2009

pancake nipple

Areola or tissue around the nipple of gargantuan proportions, see silver dollars. Not to be confused with flap-jack tits which is a natural phenomenon of pendulous and flabby tits looking like 5 pounds of shit in a ten pound bag see hangers..

That bitch was fine, but her pancake nipples are fucking nasty! Her pancake nipples resembled parabolic satellite dishes.

by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003

Naughty

Slang term to describe a woman's innocence that is only skin deep. See naughty librarian. Naughty can be used to decribed a chick that is hot as fuck. Credit goes to C. Geer for this definition since he thinks I always steal his ideas.

Dayamn!! Did you see the tits & ass on that chick? NAUGHTY!!!! Julie looks like a naughty librarian when she wears her glasses; thus, she is fine as bizalls brizuther.

by Mattyboyee June 2, 2003

abu

1. Ass Blow Up - A rumbling prelude to a Boston Tea Party in the toilet felt in the lower intestinal region.

2. Ass Blew Up - The past tense of a poopy time explosion such as seen with explosive bull ass syndrome.

3. Ass Blowing Up - The physical act of blowing a watery diarrhea blast out of your ass.

I had Hungry Howies for dinner last night and it gave me a bad case of ABU. It's more like Hungry Blowies. A real dis-ASSter.

by Mattyboyee July 1, 2007

brewers droop

State of male flacidity or temporary impotence due to the mass consumption of alcohol.

I had her in bed and we were about to get our freak on, but I had brewers droop and had to fashion a strapon with a cucumber and duct tape.

by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003