by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003
See chocolate starfish: Term used to describe the shit eye, brown eye, bunghole, ass hole, etc. Resembles a spider when the tissue is crinkled as seen on a woman and barks when she farts.
by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003
Term used to describe the act of shitting small loaflets or mini fecal logs that crisscross in the bowl to form a log cabin underwater like the lincoln log toy set we used to have as kids.
by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003
Term describing cheese like funk found about the labia (pussy lips) and vulva (pussy) of a chick a.k.a. campbell crotch... not mm mm good...
by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003
Areola or tissue around the nipple of gargantuan proportions, see silver dollars. Not to be confused with flap-jack tits which is a natural phenomenon of pendulous and flabby tits looking like 5 pounds of shit in a ten pound bag see hangers..
That bitch was fine, but her pancake nipples are fucking nasty! Her pancake nipples resembled parabolic satellite dishes.
by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003
The dark brown delight launched from one's corn eye during a diarrhea explosion. Mad squirts that turn the formerly clear toilet water brown. In New England if you have the shits it's known as the Boston Tea Party. Toilet Tetley or Bowl Tea can often be spotted in public restrooms such as Gas Stations, Truck Stops, Waffle Houses, IHOPs and Denny's. Unflushed Toilet Tetly and the tea bags Ass Paper TP, etc. make for an uninviting bowl. Undoubtedly caused by crappy food from an even crappier restaurant by a real douche that doesn't know how to flush.
I went to use the shitter, but somebody left some Toilet Tetley, an always wonderful surprise. Assholes need to learn how to flush.
by Mattyboyee October 14, 2008
A girl with a gifted set of mammarical specimens. A chick with titanic tits, Giant Jugs, Mammoth Milkies, Bodacious Breastasies, Humongous Hooters, Colossal Colostrum Shooters, Gargantuan gazongas, Massive Melons, Fantastic Funbags, etc.
by Mattyboyee August 09, 2005