28 definitions by Mattyboyee
I had her in bed and we were about to get our freak on, but I had brewers droop and had to fashion a strapon with a cucumber and duct tape.
by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003
The dark brown delight launched from one's corn eye during a diarrhea explosion. Mad squirts that turn the formerly clear toilet water brown. In New England if you have the shits it's known as the Boston Tea Party. Loo Lipton or Bowl Tea can often be spotted in public restrooms such as Gas Stations, Truck Stops, Waffle Houses, IHOPs and Denny's. Unflushed Toilet Tetly and the tea bags Ass Paper TP, etc. make for an uninviting bowl. Undoubtedly caused by crappy food from an even crappier restaurant by a real douche that doesn't know how to flush.
I went to use the shitter, but somebody left some Loo Lipton, an always wonderful surprise. Assholes need to learn how to flush.
by Mattyboyee October 14, 2008
1. Ass Blow Up - A rumbling prelude to a Boston Tea Party in the toilet felt in the lower intestinal region.
2. Ass Blew Up - The past tense of a poopy time explosion such as seen with explosive bull ass syndrome.
3. Ass Blowing Up - The physical act of blowing a watery diarrhea blast out of your ass.
2. Ass Blew Up - The past tense of a poopy time explosion such as seen with explosive bull ass syndrome.
3. Ass Blowing Up - The physical act of blowing a watery diarrhea blast out of your ass.
I had Hungry Howies for dinner last night and it gave me a bad case of ABU. It's more like Hungry Blowies. A real dis-ASSter.
by Mattyboyee June 7, 2007
See chocolate starfish: Term used to describe the shit eye, brown eye, bunghole, ass hole, etc. Resembles a spider when the tissue is crinkled as seen on a woman and barks when she farts.
by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003
A montrous defication of explosive bull ass proportions that binds the bowl up and prevents flushing. Not to be confused with a bowl cracker which is a dense and solid shit that fractures the porcelain.
by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003
The unaired episode of Animal Planet featuring a well hung man squeezing the white venom out of his pet pocket cobra. A term usually defining the process of stimulating a cobra's fangs to produce venom in the hope of deriving an anti-venum. Milking the cobra aside from reptiles and solo wanking can also be achieved with a partner preferably with the opposite sex, but to each their own.
Last night I blinded me Julie when she was milking the cobra. He was angry and spat in her eye. She is in guarded, but stable condition.
by Mattyboyee February 14, 2006
a.k.a. STF... Sinatra that fuck came from a Jerky Boys skit. Used to describe your unwillingness to listen to or the disappointment felt whilst hearing a Frank Sinatra song.
The wife and I ate at the Olive Garden last night. The food was good, but Jesus skydiving Christ the music sucks, they played Sinatra that fuck 4-5 songs in a row. Good food, shitty music!
by Mattyboyee November 24, 2008