21 definitions by Master Of Cunts

womble

A generally descriptive word use to describe folk of British, English or Anglo persuasion.

Friend: Hey, who is that eating shit off that table?
Jamie: looks like a fucking womble...

by Master Of Cunts May 12, 2008

eternal power

What Skeletor wanted more than anything else in Masters of the Universe.

Skeletor in his quest for eternal power, never reckoned with the might of He-Man. In the struggle to be absolute Master of the Universe.

by Master Of Cunts May 14, 2008

cuntis

A strange disease that turns even the most moderate person into a screaming cunt.

Dave was a real fuckhead last night. He must have had a bad case of cuntis.

by Master Of Cunts May 11, 2008

cuntel

Dark side of any cartel. This is what an arrangement of gangsters are called after you find out how much they are charging for their drugs.

Friend: Fuck, the cuntel want $200k for a kilo of cocaine.
Jamie: Those bastards...

by Master Of Cunts May 14, 2008

nunchukka superfly

Act of extreme martial artistry armed with trusty nunchuks. Using absolute power, style and grace an explosive killer blow is created. Reminicent of the old days of WWF and Jimmy Snooka...

Friend: What the fuck is that cunt looking at?
Jamie: Fuck knows...but if he keeps staring I'm going to give him the nunchukka superfly...

by Master Of Cunts May 11, 2008

cuntmaster extreme

A person most vertically integrated with power and authority. Highly skilled and dangerous varient of cuntmaster.

Friend: Did you see Jamie dance last night?
Johnny: He is cuntmaster extreme...!

by Master Of Cunts May 11, 2008

cuntisafuckflap

Defined as a sickly cunt. An unhealthy fuck. A filthy flap.

I saw a junkie walking along the street. He was dribbling and tweaking. That junkie was cuntisafuckflap...

by Master Of Cunts May 14, 2008