Marty's definitions

Cookie

A girl, especially a very good looking one, who is thinks is the center of the universe. Typically containing or possessing the following qualities.
1. A great sense of humor.
2. A smile that melts hearts.
3. Sweet Smelling.
4. A great body.
5. Extreme Intelligence.

Damn, you check out Cookie today? Yo I've been sweatin her since astronomy...by the way...who L?

by Marty November 2, 2003

ink

Another name for menstrual fluid.

It was that time of the month for Brandi, and the ink began to flow.

by marty January 22, 2003

YarPirate

A word used to describe sex between two males.

I met this guy at a gay bar, then I took him home to have hot and sweaty YarPirate all night long.

by Marty November 10, 2003

That's A Good One!!!

A response to a poor joke, usually accompanied with knee-slapping or bench hitting.

A: <insert poor joke here>
B: That's A Good One!!!

by Marty June 12, 2003

ticklishness

the quality or property of being ticklish.

Kim had to stop giving Chris a foot rub because of his ticklishness.

by Marty October 23, 2003

chloral hydrate

One of the oldest non-barbiturate sedative-hypnotic drugs. Also known as "knock out drops".

They gave me some chloral hydrate and the next thing I knew it was lights out!

by Marty January 7, 2005

winnet

faecal matter that adheres to hairs around the anus

that winnet is a bugger to remove

by Marty May 13, 2005