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V. To stimulate your penis with your hand to cause orgasm and ejaculation. Male masturbation.
N. Idiot, moron, President Bush
N. Idiot, moron, President Bush
by Marty October 19, 2003
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Get the ejaculation mug.An unfortunate public servant who has been asked to do the impossible: serve as chief diplomat for the Bush Administration.
That poor bastard Colin Powell has to fly around apologizing for the arrogant policies of the Bush Administration.
by Marty October 22, 2003
Get the cOlIn PoweLL mug.Potent opiate narcotic with a narrow therapeutic index (i.e., difference between an effective dose and a lethal dose is small). Side effects include narcosis, respiratory depression.
by Marty October 22, 2003
Get the heroin mug.Potent opiate narcotic, widely used in hospitals for relief of severe pain. Addictive with potential for abuse. Overdose may be lethal. Side effects include narcosis and respiratory depression.
When Dad was in the hospital with his heart attack, the nurse kept shooting him up with morphine for his chest pain.
by Marty October 22, 2003
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When they put him under for his knee operation, they gave him halothane in nitrous oxide and oxygen.
by Marty October 22, 2003
Get the Nitrous Oxide mug.A heavy liquid (CHCl3) which, when vapors are inhaled, causes strong anesthetic effects. Thought to be carcinogenic, toxic to the heart and liver. Abuse can cause sudden death.
Chloroform is nothing to fuck around with.
by Marty October 22, 2003
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