Martin's definitions

Roody

Somebody who thinks that they are a "rood boi". Amost always total dicks.

Also know as/affiliated with: chav, townie, ned, scallie

"Roodys suck"

"I hate roodys"

"I is a rood boi"

by Martin February 9, 2005

bollockitis

A mysterious aching pain in the right testicle that appears on and off for 6 months.

"Ah knackers, my bollockitis is playing up again".

by Martin September 24, 2003

beast

A less violent way to swear

argh! you beast
What a beast

by Martin February 8, 2005

fishy

Fishy is a fake credit card number found by a hacker.

He paid for the car with a fishy

by Martin July 18, 2004

Chunt

A more polite version of the common word for flange and curtains. Can be expanded on in the usual ways.

She had a chunt like a clowns trouser pocket etc

by Martin December 10, 2002

shireshire

Land of milk and honey. Capital is Hanham (otherwise known as Ebayebay land)

That ginger bloke called Chris was from Shireshire.

by Martin December 11, 2004

ripple

it means good or wicked

damn that film was ripple

by martin May 13, 2005