Martin's definitions

Bluffing

Saying you have something that you don't or saying you are going to do something that you arn't going to do.

Bluffing is often used in poker.

by Martin January 29, 2004

cruzzo

to cruise, to ride. be a rider, a cruiser

"... 20 inch lorenzo, thats tha way I cruzzo..."

by Martin March 25, 2005

Chunt

A more polite version of the common word for flange and curtains. Can be expanded on in the usual ways.

She had a chunt like a clowns trouser pocket etc

by Martin December 10, 2002

pillock

A stupid pratt; a wazzock

He accidentally emailed page of dirty jokes to his boss's wife - the pillock.

by martin November 12, 2003

ewan

Lanky fucker wae fucked up hair but brags about his small man hood

ewan the man with the small cock

by martin January 14, 2005

Spanky

Spanky is a man who posts on a wrestling message board, he is usually aboriginal and has a massive penis which resembles the statue of liberty...but bigger.

Spanky poked me in the eye

by Martin August 7, 2004

beast

A less violent way to swear

argh! you beast
What a beast

by Martin February 8, 2005