Martin's definitions

Chunt

A more polite version of the common word for flange and curtains. Can be expanded on in the usual ways.

She had a chunt like a clowns trouser pocket etc

by Martin December 10, 2002

ahoy hoy

Standard response to ahoy

Ahoy hoy

by Martin December 10, 2002

bizzlesnatch

An expansion of the word "bizzsnatch", courtesy of Snoop D-O-double Gizzle

"No, you're a bizzlesnatch"

by Martin February 8, 2003

c00n

a term of abuse used by inadequate racist scum in a sick attempt to try and stop themselves from trying to deal with their own inadequacies

'i'd rather fuck my own mum than a coon'

by martin March 1, 2003

wankweed

a guy who acts soppy in the sack

god that guy i had last nigth was such a wankweed!

by Martin March 14, 2003

Martitude

A parody of creation loving bastards such as BooB's apparant pulling techniques and socialising

With my martitude i pulled 16 girls in 10 minutes last night.

You could all be a lot better if you had a little martitude

by martin March 23, 2003

Berrios

A guy that likes to harass little freshmen girls and get absolutly nothing from them and he thinks he has so much game.Blue balls!!

R. Kelly is such a berrios

by martin April 2, 2003