107 definitions by Martin

A mysterious aching pain in the right testicle that appears on and off for 6 months.
"Ah knackers, my bollockitis is playing up again".
by Martin September 24, 2003
the jism found on a chinese dinner when you weren't expecting anyone to wank on it.
Martin waS AT JIM MORGAN'S HOUSE WHEN HE ASKED ME TO EAT "CUM OF SUM GUY". i SAID NO YOU TIGHT GINGER TWAT.
by Martin December 11, 2004
Ya boss is another way to say blow job.
"My night was pretty good, got Ya Boss."
by Martin July 12, 2004
best pimp of them all
yo churro, your the pimpdaddy
by Martin April 19, 2003
A less violent way to swear
argh! you beast
What a beast
by Martin February 08, 2005
a wanker
He's just a tosser - an hour later and he's still sitting there reading the paper and picking his nose.
by martin November 12, 2003
A person who's breath doesn't smell very pleasant.
Tom, you Reevell!
by Martin September 24, 2003

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