Mark's definitions

dogstwat

some idiot who cant be arsed moving over from the fastlane

volvo drivers

by mark July 19, 2003

naise

Insane german with homosexual tendencies. Likes to wear ladies underwear.

Clemens, why do they call you Naise?

by mark February 8, 2004

bif naked

Bif Naked aka Beth Hopkins, is a fabulous female Canadian rock singer. She has featured on the Buffy soundtrack, and also apeared in a few movies.

"wow bif naked rawks!"
"your telling me!"

by Mark June 19, 2004

mulelippin'

Using the palm of your hand to check your female sexual partner's vaginal lips after foreplay to see if she is ready for sex.

John: Hey man, I was mulelippin' Julie the other night and spilled my beer on the new carpet.

by Mark May 5, 2005

Daink

A word used to describe stinky damp(moist) buds.

Damn that weed is daink. Ill take 2 killos

by Mark August 11, 2003

camel toe jam

left over jizz from the night before

check out the wet patch on that camel toe must have had its fill from the night before

by Mark July 31, 2004

Canned

A term used to describe being hit in the male part of the anatomy!

Also see, Junked.

Ouch! I canned my self with the laundry hamper!!

by Mark December 4, 2004