Mark's definitions

pit crew

A pit crew of course works fast on a car to get it back on the road.

A pit crew can also be a woman who is easy to bed. She is a pit crew because, her mouth, vagina, and asshole are all "pits". And she works fast to get you back on the road. She might be a prostitute or just a nice free place to dump your load.

I was just looking for a "pit crew" to get a knob job.

My "pit crew" blew my ever loving mind in about 2 minutes this morning.

by Mark March 31, 2004

rmp

Read my profile, usually used of AOL Instant Messenger.

Screename: Hey rmp.
Buddy: Ok.

by Mark May 13, 2005

up stinkhole cove

A term often reserved for the act of anal intercourse. See also up the pumper

"Shit man, I thought that bitch was finally gonna let me take a cruise up stinkhole cove last night, but she screamed: 'Lordy Hank, I told you I don't take it up the pumper!'"

by Mark November 23, 2003

rbad

1. An individual who engages in sexual intercourse with goats.
2. A goat herder.
3. A Paki typist.

1. Rbad'ing is the primary cause for the increase in goat mortality rates.
2. The text was impossible to read due to a severe rbad-like job.

by mark February 6, 2005

U R Gay

Name of a South American country as pernounced by Homer Simpson

Homer points to a map of the world, pointing to Uruguay he says:hhehehehe look at the name of this country! U R Gay!

by mark December 8, 2003

jettadenial

A car whose owners' criticize japanese cars for being too slow and "riced" up, when in fact they themselves should be criticized for thier girlish design and numerous upgrades.

That guy is in jettadenial, he won't accept the fact that he drives a motorized pansey, but instead spends his time making fun of Japanese cars.

by Mark March 9, 2004

cane

To do (something) recklessly and at speed

tr.v. caned, can·ing, canes

"...and Ayrton Senna has caned the hairpin"

"She just caned that whole bag of charly"

by Mark January 4, 2005