Mark's definitions

Rock

Born in the south, evolved from blues. Pioneered by Chuck Berry, stolen by Elvis. Acheived perfection between '65 and '73. Died in the early 90's. The name is used to describe pop music marketed towards teenage males in modern times.

Nickleback is "modern" rock.
The beatles, the who, Led Zep, Hendrix, Berry etc. are REAL rock.

by Mark July 6, 2004

Blave

To bluff, to lie, to blave. Not to be confused with 'True Love'

your blaving
i am not! i am telling the truth!

by Mark May 14, 2005

Glue Stick

To penetrate and/or enlarge the ear with the male penis.

Dude, I just glue sticked your mom last night. No joke.

by Mark December 10, 2004

karazim

crazy; crunk; totally insane in a good way

he is so cool; he is karazim

by mark May 13, 2005

Fuckwad

A wad of fuck.

ADJ. An uneducated twitty jackass who is unpleasant to interact with.

'Oh my God, Ezekiel is such a fuckwad. He stole my pie!'

by Mark November 29, 2004

The Hobgoblin

A sexual maneuver in which the male grabs one leg and hops on one foot while the female is giving him head.

After the party, Billy and Lucy went to their room and did the hobgoblin.

by mark December 24, 2008

carpe diem

Besides being all of the above, it's the most overused latin phrase ever.

I hate these angsty girls who can't do anything but put CARPE DIEM on their god damn msn nicknames -_-

by Mark October 10, 2004