Mark's definitions

poop dick

when you are at work, and your boss is gonna come in and bust your crew cause you are slacking big time. poop dick is the work used by the look out lackey to warn all us slackers that hose monsterism is iminant.

Keegan: Poop Dick!
Rest of Crew: holy shit! lets get to work before the hose monster totally catches us slacking off

by Mark July 27, 2004

Juelz Santana

A member of the rap group Harlem Diplomats.

Juelz (dip, dip)
Santana (set, set)

by Mark February 27, 2004

niglips

derogatory term for someone with large lips. can also be interpreted as a racial slur.

what happen to your face niglips?

by mark April 22, 2004

sizzler

Torture device used for extracting valuable information from prisoners.

While the prisoner is tied and unable to remove the device.

An unplugged electrical hair curling iron is gently placed into the prisoner's vagina or rectum. The prisoner is then asked to give you the information requested or you'll plug the iron into an outlet and simply leave the room. Slowly the iron will heat up and the sizzler will do it's deed.



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Now would you like to have a little polite chat or rather have the sizzler do the talking for me?

by mark June 10, 2006

Kodak's law

When you most need a camera, you will inevitably not have one.

by Mark March 25, 2003

Bizzle

Another word for bitch, and dubbed with the famous 'izzle' suffix

some times can be referred to as bizatch

that girl is such a bizzle

yo bizzle

by Mark October 9, 2003

Nova Boy

An irritating Chav or Pikey who insist on driving shit old cars (Mainly Nova's, Corsa's Fiesta's, anything with excessive rust etc) and usually with badly fitted and unpainted bodykits, oversized exhausts and other stick on crap they can get from Halfords or Max Power, bought with their Giro. These idiots can often be found playing Happy Hardcore or also be playing the new, ever so popular with the girls, Chav Chav Slide by DJ Casper.

They can often be found lurking round Macdonalds and Schools, picking up their 12 year old bird.

I hate Nova Boys.

by Mark April 14, 2004