Mark's definitions

gay bandit

when someone is so gay, that they come around you and steal your straightness

I was walkin by when that gay bandit carl came by me. Its his fault that im not as straight as i was 5 minutes ago.His presence made me gayer.

by mark August 18, 2006

fallonM

The hottest girl to ever play nexus

You just wish you looked like fallon

by mark April 19, 2005

Straten

Elite, unluck any other. Everyone wants to be one but can't. Unable to obtain the status quo of a Straten.

You will never be able to reach Straten stature, unless your born one.

by Mark January 12, 2005

cunter

a small dick head called tom hunter

tom hunter

by mark May 5, 2004

mulelippin'

Using the palm of your hand to check your female sexual partner's vaginal lips after foreplay to see if she is ready for sex.

John: Hey man, I was mulelippin' Julie the other night and spilled my beer on the new carpet.

by Mark May 5, 2005

Daink

A word used to describe stinky damp(moist) buds.

Damn that weed is daink. Ill take 2 killos

by Mark August 11, 2003

camel toe jam

left over jizz from the night before

check out the wet patch on that camel toe must have had its fill from the night before

by Mark July 31, 2004