Mark's definitions

MessChrist

A person who has, through years of devoted study and practise, reached a seemingly devine state of messness. Identified by such miraculous powers as the ability to turn all they touch to mess.

That clownface if a fucking Messchrist. Pure.

by Mark September 3, 2004

morning wood

the main reason that I miss the school bus in the morning.

I was taking a shower and got morning wood so I had to rub one out and missed the school bus

by mark March 29, 2004

mullet

A fish
Any of various stout-bodied, edible fishes of the family Mugilidae, found worldwide in tropical and temperate coastal waters and some freshwater streams. Also called gray mullet.
The red mullet.

Lets go out fishing for mullet.

by Mark January 21, 2005

mulelippin'

Using the palm of your hand to check your female sexual partner's vaginal lips after foreplay to see if she is ready for sex.

John: Hey man, I was mulelippin' Julie the other night and spilled my beer on the new carpet.

by Mark May 5, 2005

liverpool

A city with a great nightlife, helped greatly by the fact that the (usually aesthetically pleasing) women enjoying which tend to demonstrate a relatively high level of assertiveness, when it comes to initiating kisses and flirtatious actions. Definitely one of the easiest places in which to pull.

Just a shame about the aggressive, mentally-deficient Scallies who inhabit the place.

Fit Scouse bird: "Would you like my tongue down your throat, like?"

Bloke (*overcome with surprise*): "Errrrr"

Fit Scouse bird: "Well tough shit; you're getting it!"

by Mark May 6, 2004

piffed

Australian word for "To Throw"

He piffed the ball at the batter

by Mark June 23, 2004

prettiful

a combination of pretty and beautiful

by Mark July 13, 2003