Mark's definitions

newblet

a newbie... Kirk gaughan is the master of all newblets.

There were four newblets walking down the road, when Billg Ates ran them over with his humvee.

by Mark November 8, 2003

niglips

derogatory term for someone with large lips. can also be interpreted as a racial slur.

what happen to your face niglips?

by mark April 22, 2004

Kodak's law

When you most need a camera, you will inevitably not have one.

by Mark March 25, 2003

californicated

To make mofifcation to an existing product so it will conform to extremely restricive California State Regulations.

All new firearms sold in California are californicated so that the criminals are better armed than the citizenry.

by Mark May 8, 2007

sizzler

Torture device used for extracting valuable information from prisoners.

While the prisoner is tied and unable to remove the device.

An unplugged electrical hair curling iron is gently placed into the prisoner's vagina or rectum. The prisoner is then asked to give you the information requested or you'll plug the iron into an outlet and simply leave the room. Slowly the iron will heat up and the sizzler will do it's deed.



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Now would you like to have a little polite chat or rather have the sizzler do the talking for me?

by mark June 10, 2006

Hektor

1)A 13 year old who masturbates 10 times a day and posts 100 times in csflicks movie comments about hack movies.
2)Someone who has no knowledge or common sense, and is not willing to gain knowledge or common sense

"Hektor: OmG h3 IS H@cKInG yoo FUcKinG NOOBS!"

by mark December 2, 2004

Bizzle

Another word for bitch, and dubbed with the famous 'izzle' suffix

some times can be referred to as bizatch

that girl is such a bizzle

yo bizzle

by Mark October 9, 2003