Mark's definitions

Roark

noun. The smartest, sexiest man on the internet. Legend holds that he's hung like a Clysdale and smarter than Neal Stephenson.

I wish I could be Roark, but I am not great enough, nor will I ever be.

by Mark January 24, 2005

JEDI

Someone with high skills to do almost anything when comes between a battle, With a kick ass lightsaber color :D.

Mark will become a known jedi for centuries

by Mark December 1, 2003

chicken pig

fat useless fuk that will try to all the drumstix before the grandchild can wake up and have some for dinner

fuk get the kids hands out the way before she devours them too

by Mark August 1, 2004

Ruffian

An unattractive member of the opposite sex.

Chris: How was last night?
Mark: It was great, I pulled a real fittie, but Josh was left with her RUFFIAN mate.
Chris: So did he pull her?
Mark: fo shizzle my nizzle

by Mark January 19, 2004

oy kaboy

hebrew term for the english term oy

Oy kaboy! I can't believe you just said that.

by mark March 8, 2005

pickuduphone

pick up the phone

pickuduphone, home

by mark September 9, 2003

skyline

chili chain in cincinnati

that skyline chili gave me the shits that next morning.

by mark October 8, 2003