Mark's definitions

bod

Verb: to fail to finish a (usually alcoholic) drink. May be combined with a descriptor of your choice, eg "donation bod" (giving the remnant of a drink to a friend).

It's bad to bod a bud in bed.

by Mark March 15, 2004

bamping

A sleazeball who thinks he has conned me but though he pretends to be my friend I know I am better as I have been researching for much longer than him and I am the original and alway have been and always will be and he's really getting my hackles up and if he's not careful I shall set my LOVELY WIFE on him!

Danny, the pratt in the wooly hat.

by Mark February 22, 2004

march of triumph

the gender inverse of the walk of shame. the march of triumph is the male counterpart, usually implying final success in a project. the bright sunlight, the walk home, the smell of kootch on your fingers. it's the shit.

Roommate: "Where were /you/ last night?"
Guy: "Just did the march of triumph back from so-and-so's place..."

by mark May 14, 2004

debrower

noun- a person who tries to shave their unibrow and accidently shaves part of their actual eyebrow. once they do this they try to color it in with a black colored pencil.

Mike iacono was a debrower in 8th grade

by mark June 19, 2005

Ebayaholic

One who is addicted to ebay.

Hi, My name is Mark and I have been an Ebayaholic for 1 month now...

by Mark March 30, 2003

karky

I am Karky
Fear my power of controlling/creating Wind. (and not only Via my ass)
Karky is someone who hates all townies and is a greb. ANIME rules but HENTAI rules better ^_^ WOO PORN

Karky, you are so kool.

by Mark June 19, 2004

Scotsman's Stare

The strange expression those North of the Border exhibit when they see an attractive member of the opposite sex.

Everytime the projector girl came into the room David Marwick gave her the Scotsman's Stare, it was as if he was back home in Edinburgh.

by Mark June 22, 2006