Mark's definitions

appleyard

a sexually irresponsible geordie with the morals of a sewer rat and a number of STDs

You'd have to be a total appleyard to shag Carter

by mark September 9, 2003

F bag

A lazy ass friend smelling up your house who hasnt showered in a week and has had this comment brought on them in many cases resulting from them drinking themselves sick and releasing rancid flatulance.

My friend Vince only lifted his head to laugh after releasing a nasty fart.

I halted in my reading of urban definitions to call him an F Bag.

by Mark January 11, 2007

saberslash

A noun or adjective describing a person, usually male and under the age of 18, who is quasi-suicidal because mom asked him to clean his room. He holds his friends hostage with his unending threats of self-termination, and maintains a LiveJournal into which he posts some truly hideous poetry. He is only truly happy when he is sad and when all his friends have been driven away by the imaginary black clouds over his head.

current music: Linkin Park - In the End
current mood: depressed

I hate my life;
I want to cry;
I want to curl up and die ~_~

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Comments from users:

You darn Saberslash. signed, everybody

by Mark March 25, 2005

standard

assumed. part of the natural way of things. the way things have always been.

rob: did you bring a girl back to your room last night?

me: yeah, dawg.

rob: did you get her in bed?

me: standard

by mark April 29, 2003

Muffinology

The study of the muff. Study of the pussy

Ron is the professor of Muffinology 101.

by Mark September 21, 2004

pecker fucker

one who wishes he could fuck his own pecker.

a self centered individual that is very conceded and stuck on themselves.

by mark March 4, 2004

bod

Verb: to fail to finish a (usually alcoholic) drink. May be combined with a descriptor of your choice, eg "donation bod" (giving the remnant of a drink to a friend).

It's bad to bod a bud in bed.

by Mark March 15, 2004