Mark's definitions

up stinkhole cove

A term often reserved for the act of anal intercourse. See also up the pumper

"Shit man, I thought that bitch was finally gonna let me take a cruise up stinkhole cove last night, but she screamed: 'Lordy Hank, I told you I don't take it up the pumper!'"

by Mark November 23, 2003

chocolate martini

The act of pouring a beverage (preferably Mountain Dew) into someone's rectum and sucking it out with a crazy straw.

When Greg ordered a chocolate martini down at Peterland, he didn't quite get what he expected.

by Mark December 19, 2004

Weezer

Just another mediocre emo and stoner band. Fans with too much pot and too little life think they're the "best band EVAR!!!1!1". They are not.

Emoboy: Weezer is playing tonight!
Emogirl: We should totally go!
Emoboy: We can't. I don't have any weed.

by Mark April 22, 2005

Captain Casual

The master of Animated Images. With his nintendo shirt and mx700, Casual is able to show any emotion or comment in one small animation of him self.

His gifs are no Captain Casual

by Mark April 5, 2004

CGNU

Crazy Go Nuts University, involved with sports such as The Golf Culb, basketball, soccer, baseball, and football. The school mascot is The CGNU Dumples. Although CGNU is not commonly known to most people, it is an actual university.

CGNU has had many victories over Piles of Electronics State

by Mark March 8, 2004

umpa lumpa

useless fat annoying bitch

my mates mother in law that cant walk properly

by Mark July 31, 2004

GEEKING

Under the influence of crack cocaine

by Mark April 14, 2003