Mark's definitions

pecker fucker

one who wishes he could fuck his own pecker.

a self centered individual that is very conceded and stuck on themselves.

by mark March 4, 2004

standard

assumed. part of the natural way of things. the way things have always been.

rob: did you bring a girl back to your room last night?

me: yeah, dawg.

rob: did you get her in bed?

me: standard

by mark April 29, 2003

bod

Verb: to fail to finish a (usually alcoholic) drink. May be combined with a descriptor of your choice, eg "donation bod" (giving the remnant of a drink to a friend).

It's bad to bod a bud in bed.

by Mark March 15, 2004

tubz

a big scary, loveabl, joke telling machine!

Tubz told a great joke the other day

by Mark November 23, 2004

scroll

verb. To request (more of demand) something of someone in the name of out-ranking them. Originated from a fraternity or sorority's scroll, a list of all members, by rank and number.

1: Pick up my gum wad.
2: No way, dude! That's gross.
1: I scroll you.
2: Fine...

by Mark July 24, 2004

appleyard

a sexually irresponsible geordie with the morals of a sewer rat and a number of STDs

You'd have to be a total appleyard to shag Carter

by mark September 9, 2003

F bag

A lazy ass friend smelling up your house who hasnt showered in a week and has had this comment brought on them in many cases resulting from them drinking themselves sick and releasing rancid flatulance.

My friend Vince only lifted his head to laugh after releasing a nasty fart.

I halted in my reading of urban definitions to call him an F Bag.

by Mark January 11, 2007