Mark's definitions

Frinkahedron

"This is a 3-dimensional object known as a cube, or a Frinkahedron, in honor of its discoverer."

-Professor John Frink, The Simpsons

A frinkahedron has 6 sides.

by Mark April 22, 2004

MessChrist

A person who has, through years of devoted study and practise, reached a seemingly devine state of messness. Identified by such miraculous powers as the ability to turn all they touch to mess.

That clownface if a fucking Messchrist. Pure.

by Mark September 3, 2004

one beer queer

A person who cannot "hold alcohol". Simply, one who is subject to the effects of alcohol quickly, most effectively in one beer.

Note, queer does not necessarily refer to the person's sexuality.

Jeff's a one beer queer. After a Bud, he was out.

by Mark August 5, 2004

topdecking

The deplorable act of taking a shit in the cistern as opposed to the toilet bowl, hence taking a dump in the 'top deck'.

Usually performed as a form of revenge.

Also known as slam dumping

This party sucks. I'm gonna topdeck the shitter and then let's get the fuck out of here.

by mark August 31, 2004

foul

Really shitty.
Fucked up.
Rotten, spoiled.
Not right, psychologically.
Stolen.

Man, that blowjob was foul, she bit my dick!
That motherfucker was one foul biatch.
I'm not buying that shit, it's foul!

by mark August 7, 2003

gub

abbrev. from the greek. Sewer

thats not just a smelly hole its a gub

by mark October 12, 2003

turbulence

A perfectly respectable research topic and excuse for wasting the last 5 years of my life.

I can't come home for Christmas Mom, I'm studying turbulence.

by Mark December 14, 2004