Mark's definitions

liberal

A person who politically falls on the left side of the spectrum. Prefers to have government as involved in everyday life as possible. basically wiping your ass. does not preserve freedoms. see gun controll and rights of unborn children. and is overly critical of anyone who does not see eye to eye. See weeny, hippie, or liberal hippie freak

liberals are bad for America.

by Mark May 5, 2005

scroll

verb. To request (more of demand) something of someone in the name of out-ranking them. Originated from a fraternity or sorority's scroll, a list of all members, by rank and number.

1: Pick up my gum wad.
2: No way, dude! That's gross.
1: I scroll you.
2: Fine...

by Mark July 24, 2004

appleyard

a sexually irresponsible geordie with the morals of a sewer rat and a number of STDs

You'd have to be a total appleyard to shag Carter

by mark September 9, 2003

F bag

A lazy ass friend smelling up your house who hasnt showered in a week and has had this comment brought on them in many cases resulting from them drinking themselves sick and releasing rancid flatulance.

My friend Vince only lifted his head to laugh after releasing a nasty fart.

I halted in my reading of urban definitions to call him an F Bag.

by Mark January 11, 2007

n3g

A gay CS player that enjoys bathing in his own gayness and wishing to get better than he is.

n3g you get the bomb
n3g what are you doing with that dildo over there?

by Mark June 21, 2004

saberslash

A noun or adjective describing a person, usually male and under the age of 18, who is quasi-suicidal because mom asked him to clean his room. He holds his friends hostage with his unending threats of self-termination, and maintains a LiveJournal into which he posts some truly hideous poetry. He is only truly happy when he is sad and when all his friends have been driven away by the imaginary black clouds over his head.

current music: Linkin Park - In the End
current mood: depressed

I hate my life;
I want to cry;
I want to curl up and die ~_~

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You darn Saberslash. signed, everybody

by Mark March 25, 2005

cuntsnatch

Mark's favorite insult.

Hey cuntsnatch, how about we don't do that?

by Mark August 17, 2003