Mark's definitions

Anarchy

Anarchy is easily summed up in four worsds "No Gods, No Masters"

please someone put avril out of her misery

by Mark January 11, 2004

topdecking

The deplorable act of taking a shit in the cistern as opposed to the toilet bowl, hence taking a dump in the 'top deck'.

Usually performed as a form of revenge.

Also known as slam dumping

This party sucks. I'm gonna topdeck the shitter and then let's get the fuck out of here.

by mark August 31, 2004

one beer queer

A person who cannot "hold alcohol". Simply, one who is subject to the effects of alcohol quickly, most effectively in one beer.

Note, queer does not necessarily refer to the person's sexuality.

Jeff's a one beer queer. After a Bud, he was out.

by Mark August 5, 2004

MessChrist

A person who has, through years of devoted study and practise, reached a seemingly devine state of messness. Identified by such miraculous powers as the ability to turn all they touch to mess.

That clownface if a fucking Messchrist. Pure.

by Mark September 3, 2004

Ruffler

A chic who's sheets you would ruffle
a step down from crinkler

Damn Waldo check out this ruffler!

by Mark November 30, 2003

breasticle

big boob

OMG, Look at shelley's breasticle(s)

by Mark January 28, 2003

queensland blue pumpkin

the extreme moose knuckle found on extremely huge useless fat fuck mother in law

man did you see that thing in her tight grey traky daks it had a moose knuckle like a queensland blue pumpkin

by Mark August 1, 2004