Mark's definitions

Kenny Lofton

The most underrated center fielder in MLB history.
Career ~.300 hitter, 2000 hits, ~550 SBs, 1300 runs, 2 world series appearances, 6 time All-Star, 4 gold gloves, 5 time AL SB champ.

"Swing and a drive, left-center field, Lofton on a dead run. Still going back, still going back, OH WHAT A CATCH! WHAT A CATCH BY LOFTON! SHADES OF WILLIE MAYS, SAY 'HEY' IN DEED!"

by Mark April 18, 2005

jadakiss

Jadakiss is the biggest loser that can rape. He cant even rape. HE is the biggest gay on this earth. I hope he dies. He is also one of the biggest wangsters ever...even bigger than JA rule. Thats a big insult. Jadakiss is hated by a loser names ryan. And i hate jadakiss and he smells like farts. You know what..you losers talk about he is a real gansta..well u losers are so fucking gay. SO to my conclusion, Jadakiss is the biggest gay, wansta, crapy raper that every was given the title a raper. ANd he is worse than mark bellhorn. low blow OOOOOOOOOOOOHHH.

Jadakiss is the biggest loser on the planet.

by mark April 24, 2005

Blasturbation

Creative and unrelenting blastbeats in metal music, usually found in grindcore or brutal death metal.

Did you hear the drummer from that grind band? Total blasturbation.

by Mark May 26, 2004

night talk

If you talk late around midnight with your friends on AIM, MSN, ICQ, you start to regret what you said that night the next morning.

DUDEx486: HEY WNNA GO 2 TEH MOVVIIZ?
jayjayop4: SUURE!
*The next day.*
DUDEx486: SRRY BRO, THAT WAS JUST NIGHT TALK YESTRDAY NGHIT!!!!
jayjayop4: l0l

by Mark September 6, 2005

Gummo

A godawful movie that has a bunch of kids killing cats and selling to grocery stores. How ironic.

I spit Gummo out my window last night.

by Mark December 10, 2004

buzzard

usually intoxicated, slurring, and often confused for a moron. Often recieves fellatio in high traffic area's.

look at that buzzard get head in Telley's chair.

by mark November 1, 2003

hawthorne heights

This is a band that is probably the best not a fuckin joke its A+++++++ buy their cd silence in black and white

wow hawthorne heights rules...NO SHIT WHAT DID I FUCKIN TELL U...sorry man i didnt believe u until i got off my fuckin ass and bought their cd...ROCK ON!!!!!

by Mark March 30, 2005