500 definitions by Mark

Gawoompy

the noise that a tight virganal pussy makes when eating its first penis

ill be gentle making your gawoompy talk

by Mark July 31, 2004

Daftie

a harmless idiot
scottish in origin
idiot

you are a daftie
you are a big daftie

by Mark January 2, 2005

flat earth society

A Society claiming that the Earth was once flat, and some evil people (somehow) turned the earth spherical. In my opinion a bunch of crackpots who make money by telling bogus stories (such as... the world is flat) and claim to have a large following.

So-called scientist: Contrary to belief, the World was once flat

Scientist: LOL

by Mark October 10, 2004

karky

I am Karky
Fear my power of controlling/creating Wind. (and not only Via my ass)
Karky is someone who hates all townies and is a greb. ANIME rules but HENTAI rules better ^_^ WOO PORN

Karky, you are so kool.

by Mark June 19, 2004

Anal Adventure

To Have lots of bum sex,the practicing of anal sex

Have you had an "Anal Adventure" today ?

by Mark February 23, 2004

hollywood hangup

when you insert your pointer and middle fingers into your rectum, and proceed to thrust in and out with a twisting motion

yup thats a hollywood hangup

by Mark December 7, 2005

Michigan Wolverines

The team who beat ND 38-0 and Ohio State 35-21 in the same year. Chris Perry once had 51 carries and over 200 yards against in-state rival MSU. The team has went to the Rose Bowl the last two years and lost because of BS plays. The most winniest program in college football. The teams who's qb's go to win 3 superbowls. The team who has a freshman qb and RB that are two of the best players in the county. (Chad Henne and Mike Hart). The team to have the best player in college football (Braylen Edwards). Ohio State, great job this year, but how come you lost 4 games prior to beating us, including Northwestern. And we still went to the Rose Bowl.

There is nothing quite like Michigan Football.

by Mark May 7, 2005