MaXiMuS's definitions

Jigglepotamus

A girl who is very fat.

Damn G, check out yo sista in law. She is packing away the EZ Mac like a Mo Fo. That chick is a Jigglepotamus.

by Maximus January 26, 2005

tragomaschalia

Armpits with an unbearable smell

"Erik's got tragomaschalia, he needs deoderant and an ass kickin

by Maximus May 7, 2004

safety joe

A person who is overly cautious.

He didn't want to go out tonight even though it is just flurries. He's being a safety joe.

by maximus January 26, 2005

Wetlipper

One who takes a toke off of a pipe and leaves the end wet, then passes it without wiping it off.

Fabio, this pipe is wet. What a wetlipper!

by Maximus December 3, 2004

MaxDaze

1. A derivative of Randaze. Signifying profanity replacement.

2. A fusion of Max and Randaze, resulting in a great amount of any human emotion: pleasure, confusion, anger, happiness, joy, distraut, etc, etc...

3. The persona that becomes Max, from MaxMeansMore.com.

4. In the quality of Maxness and Randazeness simultaniously.


see further: Randaze Locksdaze

"What the Maxdaze?!"

Who in the Maxdaze are you?!"

by MaXiMuS May 14, 2004

Provinggrounds

A computer gaming league that encourages hacking and noobs. they also feel that they are better than eveyone.

Ashgrove and Cannonfodder are Provingground admins

by Maximus September 13, 2004

Welcenbach

One or two days after you shave your nutbag, it is the act of dragging your stubbly nutbag across some chics face.

I gave this chic such a bad Welcenbach that her face was still beat red a week later.

by Maximus October 29, 2004