MaXiMuS's definitions

Jigglepotamus

A girl who is very fat.

Damn G, check out yo sista in law. She is packing away the EZ Mac like a Mo Fo. That chick is a Jigglepotamus.

by Maximus January 26, 2005

Wetlipper

One who takes a toke off of a pipe and leaves the end wet, then passes it without wiping it off.

Fabio, this pipe is wet. What a wetlipper!

by Maximus December 3, 2004

innes

small(where it counts)

he had an 'innes', it was so cute.

by maximus December 15, 2003

MaxDaze

1. A derivative of Randaze. Signifying profanity replacement.

2. A fusion of Max and Randaze, resulting in a great amount of any human emotion: pleasure, confusion, anger, happiness, joy, distraut, etc, etc...

3. The persona that becomes Max, from MaxMeansMore.com.

4. In the quality of Maxness and Randazeness simultaniously.


see further: Randaze Locksdaze

"What the Maxdaze?!"

Who in the Maxdaze are you?!"

by MaXiMuS May 14, 2004

gut wrench

Combination Knife, Fork and Spoon issued to Canadian Infantry, carried on webbing in the field.

Make sure you got your gut wrench, because nobody will share theirs !

by Maximus March 13, 2003

Commonwealth Team

Basically the greatest team to roam the on-line world of Halo. Were once challenged to a war by the Blue team and the Red team, and completely made bitch meat of them bolth. Rumours are abound about a new challenge, which is widely regarded as a joke by the Commonwealth team, but they love to humour other retarded teams so have obliged.

Red team suck
Blue team suck
Commonwealth team own.

by Maximus April 9, 2005

Bench Press

A power movement which calculates the power of the chest muscles

Ben Hatch Benches more than you because his chest is stronger

by Maximus February 19, 2003