MaXiMuS's definitions

Designated driver

Those life-saving nerds.

I was too drunk to drive, so it's a good thing Poindexter was around to give my sorry ass a lift home.

by Maximus December 21, 2004

exabsurdum

The alter-ego of a Max. This is the incarnation of absurity into a human body and mind.

The universe is nonesense and can only be understood exabsurdum.

by MaXiMuS November 11, 2003

Bench Press

A power movement which calculates the power of the chest muscles

Ben Hatch Benches more than you because his chest is stronger

by Maximus February 19, 2003

Commonwealth Team

Basically the greatest team to roam the on-line world of Halo. Were once challenged to a war by the Blue team and the Red team, and completely made bitch meat of them bolth. Rumours are abound about a new challenge, which is widely regarded as a joke by the Commonwealth team, but they love to humour other retarded teams so have obliged.

Red team suck
Blue team suck
Commonwealth team own.

by Maximus April 9, 2005

gut wrench

Combination Knife, Fork and Spoon issued to Canadian Infantry, carried on webbing in the field.

Make sure you got your gut wrench, because nobody will share theirs !

by Maximus March 13, 2003

maxmeansmore.com

Something no one cares about, but everyone wants. The apex of wit and intelligence, although none can realize it's genius. Not even the creator.

MaxMeansMore.com is a gift to humanity.

by MaXiMuS November 11, 2003

Locksdaze

1. The third in the triad of "dazeness".

2. A feminine derivative of Maxdaze and Randaze.

"Dude, you're so Locksdaze"

by MaXiMuS May 14, 2004