MaXiMuS's definitions

out4zero

bumstuffing arse bandit aka the tightarse of toontown

by maximus October 30, 2003

Grey Wings

To skull fuck someone (of coarse when you have finished they are dead)

Last night i got my grey wings with sarah louise

by Maximus May 2, 2003

exabsurdum

The alter-ego of a Max. This is the incarnation of absurity into a human body and mind.

The universe is nonesense and can only be understood exabsurdum.

by MaXiMuS November 11, 2003

Bench Press

A power movement which calculates the power of the chest muscles

Ben Hatch Benches more than you because his chest is stronger

by Maximus February 19, 2003

gut wrench

Combination Knife, Fork and Spoon issued to Canadian Infantry, carried on webbing in the field.

Make sure you got your gut wrench, because nobody will share theirs !

by Maximus March 13, 2003

Commonwealth Team

Basically the greatest team to roam the on-line world of Halo. Were once challenged to a war by the Blue team and the Red team, and completely made bitch meat of them bolth. Rumours are abound about a new challenge, which is widely regarded as a joke by the Commonwealth team, but they love to humour other retarded teams so have obliged.

Red team suck
Blue team suck
Commonwealth team own.

by Maximus April 9, 2005

blond distortion

An experiance by a hetero man when he sees a girl with long blond hair. The girl may or may not be fugly but he will but unsure for sometime.

She is really a brute, when I banged here I was under blong distortion.

by Maximus August 6, 2003