MaXiMuS's definitions

Commonwealth Team

Basically the greatest team to roam the on-line world of Halo. Were once challenged to a war by the Blue team and the Red team, and completely made bitch meat of them bolth. Rumours are abound about a new challenge, which is widely regarded as a joke by the Commonwealth team, but they love to humour other retarded teams so have obliged.

Red team suck
Blue team suck
Commonwealth team own.

by Maximus April 9, 2005

Jigglepotamus

A girl who is very fat.

Damn G, check out yo sista in law. She is packing away the EZ Mac like a Mo Fo. That chick is a Jigglepotamus.

by Maximus January 26, 2005

safety joe

A person who is overly cautious.

He didn't want to go out tonight even though it is just flurries. He's being a safety joe.

by maximus January 26, 2005

gills

vagina

baby I'm gonna bust your gills!

by Maximus August 6, 2003

tragomaschalia

Armpits with an unbearable smell

"Erik's got tragomaschalia, he needs deoderant and an ass kickin

by Maximus May 7, 2004

piccer

1. One who is over-zealously PC (politically correct)

2. A personal computer fanatic, usually when accentuating how much they own consoles.

--Slavery is bad, you're a racist!!
--you fukkin piccer.

PC owns all consoles, I am a piccer and proud of it!!

by Maximus March 4, 2004

Welcenbach

One or two days after you shave your nutbag, it is the act of dragging your stubbly nutbag across some chics face.

I gave this chic such a bad Welcenbach that her face was still beat red a week later.

by Maximus October 29, 2004