43 definitions by Maximus

flow

to freestyle (or usually to attempt to do so) with varying degrees of success (usually shitty) to a beat (by chromped up niggas who think they shit)

you say eminem can flow, i say hes a hoe.

by Maximus August 1, 2003

blond distortion

An experiance by a hetero man when he sees a girl with long blond hair. The girl may or may not be fugly but he will but unsure for sometime.

She is really a brute, when I banged here I was under blong distortion.

by Maximus August 6, 2003

Grey Wings

To skull fuck someone (of coarse when you have finished they are dead)

Last night i got my grey wings with sarah louise

by Maximus May 2, 2003

ARGH

The commonly referred to name of someone that has been caught pirating illegal music or pornography. This person must only be referred to as "ARGH" from this point hence.

"ARGH, ole Alec got caught downloading the porn again"

by Maximus March 2, 2005

safety joe

A person who is overly cautious.

He didn't want to go out tonight even though it is just flurries. He's being a safety joe.

by Maximus January 27, 2005

Designated driver

Those life-saving nerds.

I was too drunk to drive, so it's a good thing Poindexter was around to give my sorry ass a lift home.

by Maximus December 21, 2004

jchillin

shorter term used for "just chillin." or can be used in other verbs.

Jonny: "what are you doing?"
Bob: "you know...jchillin at my house."

by Maximus October 6, 2004