MONKEY's definitions

fangirl

A female who has overstepped the line between healthy fandom and indecent obsession

Fan: Hakkai from Saiyuki is really cool, he's smart and nice and hey, he's pretty cute.
Fangirl: Lyke OMG!!!11!one! Hakkai iz so lke totly my huzbend!
Fan: You DO realize he is a two dimensional image on your television screen right?
Fangirl: NOOO!! He'z reel and he iz al myne!

by monkey December 6, 2004

slamhammered

Being drunker than a real man should be.

I got so slamhammered, my roommate came home and I was dying of hypothermia on the livingroom floor.

by Monkey December 12, 2003

Laslie

The smartest man on earth.

If we are going to solve that problem, we need Laslie.

by Monkey December 14, 2003

phdiety

university professor who claims omniscience because they spent a metric fuckload of years in school.
Considers themselves academic gods (dieties).

He tries to tell me how to fix his computer, when his degree is in business and my B.S. is in information systems. Fucking phdiety.

by monkey January 28, 2005

japanazi

A Japanese soldier of World War II

Frank sure blasted that Japanazi.

by Monkey December 14, 2003

Jiro

A cool character made up and used in the Suikoden II game.

Jiro is the leader of the stae army

by MONKEY October 28, 2003

qwerty

The most used password for anything

bob password is "qwerty"

by Monkey May 13, 2005