MONKEY's definitions

eeyorish

depressed

You are acting eeyorish today.

by monkey October 2, 2003

columbian fog

thick smoke created when smoking lots of pot in an enclosed space

He thought he was playing it cool, but the cop knew he was high when the columbian fog rolled out of the car window.

by monkey January 28, 2005

Big cock

What every guy on the face of the world will tell you he has.

"Hey, I have a big cock!"

by Monkey March 28, 2005

Scrotumizer

A word made to make fun of Zac's last name when he talked about his chicktionary.

It's the scrotumizer! Zac, you da man

by Monkey October 13, 2003

Scouse Flair

An individual introducing a certain northen charm into the beautiful game, almost always resulting in a right royal fuck up.

We were well on for scoring then but Tone had to twat it up with his fucking scouse flair!

by Monkey June 4, 2004

r0x0r

someone who is r0x0r is someone who is like Scyth.

Dude, you so r0x0r.
You r0x0rz my b0x0rz

by Monkey September 27, 2004

Skoots

Noun. To loan a person money or goods without questions or terms.

Origin unknown

Hey Cuban, I'm out of smokes. How bout some skoots?

by Monkey September 23, 2004