MONKEY's definitions

The Gush

The experience of prolonged masturbation, usually resulting in death or severe disability.

"What happened to Andy, man?", "Oh, his girlfriend dumped him, and he developed The Gush".

by monkey November 11, 2003

fangirl

A female who has overstepped the line between healthy fandom and indecent obsession

Fan: Hakkai from Saiyuki is really cool, he's smart and nice and hey, he's pretty cute.
Fangirl: Lyke OMG!!!11!one! Hakkai iz so lke totly my huzbend!
Fan: You DO realize he is a two dimensional image on your television screen right?
Fangirl: NOOO!! He'z reel and he iz al myne!

by monkey December 6, 2004

eeyorish

depressed

You are acting eeyorish today.

by monkey October 2, 2003

Gauge

A Pint of Beer or alcoholic beverage.

Dave says to John "You coming for a gauge mate?"

by Monkey April 25, 2005

rocked

to get hit.
to be beaten without reprieve.

He bucked to the big dude and got his ass rocked.

by Monkey January 24, 2005

bounce

to leave a place

yo I'ma bounce in a few

by Monkey January 31, 2004

columbian fog

thick smoke created when smoking lots of pot in an enclosed space

He thought he was playing it cool, but the cop knew he was high when the columbian fog rolled out of the car window.

by monkey January 28, 2005