8 definitions by LeonidasWV

necrodoucher

Someone who cleans a dead woman's vagina with his tongue. Usually a prelude to sex with the corpse, making a necrodoucher oftentimes a full-blown necrophiliac.

An insult associating a disliked person with such an unspeakable act.

That asshole Bob is such a psycho, I bet he gets his jollies from being a necrodoucher.

by LeonidasWV September 19, 2005

jum

The concoction resulting from the act of "jumming" (ejaculating in someone else's juice). Combination of the words "juice" and "cum."

Glenn: Dude, I totally jizzed in your juicebox. Haha!
Band Geek: Not cool. First my mouthpiece, now this jum? I hate you!

by LeonidasWV December 28, 2005

arseream

For definition, see assream.

Man, I got totally arsereamed when that motherfucker stole my car.

by LeonidasWV September 19, 2005

pole polisher

Another word for "cocksmoker." Useful when "cocksmoker" no longer suffices, and a new word or words must replace it to keep things fresh.

You can lick my balls you pole-polishing fuck-knuckle.

by LeonidasWV August 25, 2005

necrodouching

The act of being a necrodoucher.

What an asshole! You were caught necrodouching your grandmother you sick fuck!

by LeonidasWV September 19, 2005

assream

The result of being in an unenviable situation.

Man, I totally got assreamed when that motherfucker stole my car.

by LeonidasWV September 19, 2005

fedge

Like "fuck" is sometimes spelled and pronounced "feck," "fudge" (meaning "fuck") can be spelled and pronounced "fedge" as well. Useful when "fuck," "feck," and "fudge" grow old, and especially useful when saying it around adults at church or any other sensitive environment.

1. Fedge, it sure was a hard day today.

2. I can't find my fedging car keys!

by LeonidasWV August 25, 2005