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That Christina Aguilera needs a good assreaming
assream by F4g July 17, 2003
to dickle your ding-dong inside someone's a-hole
Dude stop assreaming me, I'm chaffing!
assream by mopo September 9, 2004

assrambler 

One who rambles the asses. See also: fag machine
Anderson Cooper has neither confirmed nor denied rumors that he is an assrambler
assrambler by redslime August 15, 2006

Assramistan 

A place of haven where Ass Rangers get assterrorized.
I saw your boyfriend getting Assterrorized in Assramistan by Ass Rangers with a schmag in his mouth.
Assramistan by Assram Yomomma June 3, 2004
ASSRAM Anti-tank Sabot Shedding Rocket Assisted Munition
The enemy tanks were ripped to shreds when hit by assram.
assram by Neil from Chemainus April 18, 2006

assreamer 

One who engages in the reaming of asses
My friend Brian's imaginary friend Wilbert is a total assreamer
assreamer by A-Boondock-Saint January 10, 2005
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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