LeRoy's definitions

squat

a very small amount; often used with diddley

"Foo', you don't know squat 'bout nothin'."

by LeRoy January 22, 2004

cock duster

A mustache

He had a thick cock duster

by Leroy June 5, 2003

five-0

The po po, the fuzz, the cops.
From the TV show Hawaii Five-0.

"Cheese it, Five-0"

by LeRoy January 12, 2004

aphex twin

Simply put: electronic musician adored by those who have not yet heard Venetian Snares. Seriously. Whereas Aphex Twin tickles your toes, Venetian Snares eats your brain.

A Fine Analogy: Aphex Twin is to cigarettes as Venetian Snares is to crack rocks

by Leroy December 28, 2004

Monkey Hot

A substance so hot as to make one say "oooh, ooohhh, aaaah, aaaah".

He slowly lowered himself into the monkey hot bath tub.

by LeRoy November 19, 2003

oreo heaven

The sexual act of having fecal matter rubbed on your body and waiting until it dries. Then you or your partner eats the feces off of your body and then eats the center.

Even though she smelled like shit saige was in oreo heaven, all she wanted now was some milk..... Man milk.

by LeRoy April 2, 2015

diggity

a sleazy terminology for having sex

usually used in a string of three "diggity, diggity, diggity" and sometimes followed by an "all-right"

or 'i am going for diggity', ' im going out to find me some diggity'

hip gyrations are encouraged to enhance meaning

by leroy February 8, 2005