Leroy's definitions

crusty cooter

A vagina that is crusted over because of uncleanliness or sluttiness.

Lauren has a crusty cooter.

by Leroy September 20, 2004

autoplayistic

the characteristic of providing oneself with play. autonomous sexual gratification... i.e. masturbation

She hasn't been w/ a guy in over a year... bet she's all autoplayistic.

John has never had sex before; this is why we don't question is autoplayistic lifestyle.

by Leroy July 8, 2003

release the twins

To remove a brassiere

"Hey Jemima, whaddaya say you release the twins and lemme play wit' them taddies?"

by LeRoy January 22, 2004

nat

as in to pull a nat: suck really bad at something

Fuck, i pulled a nat!

by leroy June 14, 2003

squat

a very small amount; often used with diddley

"Foo', you don't know squat 'bout nothin'."

by LeRoy January 22, 2004

kit and caboodle

An ass and vaginal region

"I got busy with your moms and got all juicy in her kit and caboodle."

by LeRoy January 22, 2004

grive

v. Grive, Grived
The act of inadvertantly spitting onto the lip, face, or in the mouth of someone your are conversing with.

1: "Dude, when you talk to her, don't get so excited you grive on her like last time."

2: "I can't believe it! We were just talking and he grived on my cheek! It was soo gross!"

by Leroy February 11, 2005