by Leroy September 20, 2004

the characteristic of providing oneself with play. autonomous sexual gratification... i.e. masturbation
She hasn't been w/ a guy in over a year... bet she's all autoplayistic.
John has never had sex before; this is why we don't question is autoplayistic lifestyle.
John has never had sex before; this is why we don't question is autoplayistic lifestyle.
by Leroy July 08, 2003

1. The activity of having sex for the aerobic benefit. Also, athletic sex.
2. To keep a score card of the act of "love", what a playa does. It's the game that you hate and not the playa
2. To keep a score card of the act of "love", what a playa does. It's the game that you hate and not the playa
1. I was sport fucking your sister when I threw my back out.
2. Last weekend I was sport fucking and I tapped your moms, your sister, your girl friend and her sister.
2. Last weekend I was sport fucking and I tapped your moms, your sister, your girl friend and her sister.
by LeRoy January 12, 2004

"Shi', tha' foo' drove all the way 'cross the Yayo from Valley-Jo to Lower Bottom for some krunkin'..."
by LeRoy January 12, 2004

old African-American and southern slang for a treatment to de-kink hair, if one's hair is curly or kinky and one wants to de-kink it. Usually applied to an African-American's hair.
She went and got a klong treatment and her hair, now it's all straight and proper and she looks great!
by Leroy November 24, 2003

by Leroy March 19, 2003
