10 definitions by Lawyerbot

Roved

To be unwittingly screwed over by a Machiavellian fat albino or similar character.

He totally roved that teacher by publishing photoshopped pictures of the teacher with a goat.

by Lawyerbot November 16, 2005

cobb

To cause young children to cry by taking away something they value.

Peter thought he was so tough because he cobbed the children by stealing their sodas.

by Lawyerbot November 15, 2005

Scalia

(a) A voyeur or someone that does not believe that anyone has a right to privacy.
(b) A belief that one's high position insulates oneself from charges of unethical conduct.

Tom is such a scalia when he is near the girl's bathroom.

by Lawyerbot November 16, 2005

Republican Family Values

The family values epitomized by far right polititians and pundits including (a) phone sex with subordinates, (b) prescription drug abuse, (c) republiporn such as Scooter Libby's novel about prepubescent girls being raped by bears or Lynne Cheney's novel about lesbian sex in the old west, (d) public uses of expletives and (e) underage drinking and drug use by sons and daughters.

Now that Tom was in the top 1% tax bracket, he could openly display his Republican family values by sharing his cocaine with his kid's babysitter.

by Lawyerbot November 17, 2005

franken

(v) To cast light upon the abuse of power and find humor even in heinous times.
(n) a person of small size but infinite humor.

Despite the turdblossom's constant bullying on the playground, little Mikey was able to franken the situation by explaining to the other kids that the bully was overcompensating for having a small penis.

by Lawyerbot November 16, 2005

DMW

Short for Dead Man Walking. Someone about to be fired or indicted.

As Karl walked down the hallway, all the staff commented on the shiny skin of the albino DMW.

by Lawyerbot November 16, 2005

1338

One who does not have to brag about his leet status. One who is better than those who think they are leet.

Jeffrey just stood back, confident he was 1338, while everyone else argued about being 1337.

by Lawyerbot November 15, 2005