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Penis; though the term can be used in any fashion when referring to a human penis, it is most commonly used to describe an act of fellatio.
by P'tainz October 06, 2010
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to beat the crap out of
Andrew cobbed tim for making fun of his girlfriend.
by DONT GET COBBED May 12, 2009
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a noun, verb or adjective describing poor quality or workmanship, particularly in construction or the crafts.

Syn. n. hack artist

Syn. v. fuck up, goof, destroy

Syn. adj. shitty, crappy, lousy
The quality of that redwood deck is so cobb
by Big Sam Horn January 02, 2011
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an individual that is very poorly dressed. one that has payed no attention to what he or she is wearing, while in the company of others that are properly dressed.
Did he know we were going to a nice place, he's dressed like a total cobb?
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To cause young children to cry by taking away something they value.
Peter thought he was so tough because he cobbed the children by stealing their sodas.
by Lawyerbot November 15, 2005
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Someone annoying who you would rather just go away because they are lame.
Will you please tell that freakin' cobb to stop calling me?
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Verb- To discretely grab the male genitalia out of nowhere
"Hey that girl is crazy, i was dancing with her and she tried to cobb me"
by cahill November 13, 2005
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